If we train dogs together, doesn't that mean more than that ring on your finger?

It all depends on if your boobs are getting a rash from rubbing on the floor too much because they sag really bad or not.

I'm taut as hug.

Don't worry, you still have a long way to go before you get that bad, if ever.

I know and it's hawt.

Uh...

*Pulls rope and flys off in the thread's escape pod.*

Man it's a shame most of you cannot just wade through my sludge.

But I'm quite the reasonable breeder when it comes down to it.

If you were a girl, I'd do you

I would love to see how you two would raise children.

They would be even more hugged up than we are. Ave and I are basically the same except he's the intellectual and I'm the emotional one.

Alternatively, they could turn out to be perfectly normal.

So our insanity would cancel each other out?

Basically. I've known plenty of perfectly normal people who have batjive insane parents.

And conversely, the parents could be normal and the child be batjive insane.

Yeah, but that's fairly common.

Yeah there'd be no sense of nurturing between us two so I think it's a bad idea.

The child would have ten fangs, seven horns, four heads, and would be born singing the dirge that ends humanity.

Stop talking about me. Just because I listen to Lex & Terry doesn't make me insane.

It DOES make me lol, though.

Actually my nurturing sense is strong enough that I wouldn't mind being a stay-at-home dad but I would need a female partner who's more of an intellectual to help counter my more irrational emotions.

Or you could just be a male Pamela Voorhees.

I'm already picking out vintage goalie masks for my little Hellspawn right now. Next Friday is the 13th, you know.

Next Wednesday is my birthday. I predate superstition.