We've seen bizarre Wii remote accessories before (this bowling ball encasement certainly comes to mind), but everyone else can quit now -- 505 Games has won. Because as Aussie-Nintendo reports (via Kotaku), their latest Wii exclusive title Baby and Me encases your Wii inside a baby.
No, really. The special edition of this child-rearing game aimed at little girls comes with a baby doll with a slot in its back for the Wii remote, which allows the doll to react "by giggling, gurgling or crying through the Wii remote [speaker]." At last, this makes real the futuristic vision of doll playing made tantalizingly vivid in that one scene in Steven Spielberg's virtuoso sci-fi flick Minority Report (pretty sure there was a scene like that in there, haven't seen it in a while).

But the doll doesn't just giggle or cry. With Balance Board support, you can also "rock baby to sleep, burp baby, [and] teach baby to walk." There will be 10 "Baby Mode" games such as "feed baby" and "send baby to sleep," and 8 "Play Mode" games such as "rattle, catch, clap & balloons."

We really hope "rattle," "catch," and "clap" aren't played using the Wiimote-equipped baby.

Will it cry if you hang it upside down and shake it?

There is absolutely no Wii game that could not be made more entertaining by using the remote inside a baby. The more I think about baby bowling or baby fencing the more funny it becomes.

There is absolutely no Wii game that could not be made more entertaining by using the remote inside a baby. The more I think about baby bowling or baby fencing the more funny it becomes.

We are still talking about the product above, right... and not a real human baby?

There is absolutely no Wii game that could not be made more entertaining by using the remote inside a baby. The more I think about baby bowling or baby fencing the more funny it becomes.