*This is a test of the Emergency Mayhem effectiveness signal*



now that your attention all belongs to us, is is time fore getting down.

because no mere mortal can resist

the Thrill of posting in Beast Mayhem about things that should be in other forums

so now that I've introduced the thread.. and assured everyone that it is in fact a test thread where after the real thread will be created with the appropriate edits and changes sometime later of course.. we can now talk Politically and Religiosity about our beloved Beast mayhem.

Many Factions and faiths have developed in these slimy walls during its decade plus of active use.

Myself being a firm Furby burning Tang drinking Nuricon for so long I feel like telling you all to smarten up and regain the faith... but alas it is not to be... the Anime Reform party and cults of Phage and Scaley have tempted me into doubt...

The clone/Drone Separatist movement gains strength with each new member

and now our ways are even being assaulted from without... instead of the more favorable from within kind we are use to.

again this is only at test.


Once again Welcome, please lets be friends and talk Beast mayhem together... I come from Dew and FWC ... and hear you like some of the similar things as me.



[Edit that out later sounds kinda gay]

this ends the Introduction to Political religion test thread

stay tooned for more

heh tooned .. you wwasklyy wwabbit

*ties someone to a stake and sets them on fire*

I'll get the marshmallows.

*Some rogue drones walk in eating toast.*

What? No Ghost Rider mentioned?

this is only a test... I can't hit all the memes

So get on with the real thing then! Hit all memes and cover all the bases!

All your base belong to us. All your meme belong to us!

I can't say I advocate surgical strikes against people's homes on the record but, let's blow up some mansions. It really is the only way to properly make use of both the real estate and the tools at our disposal. The budget is what the budget is and can't be changed. What can be changed is the number of times we fire off the crazy fireworks jive that's only legal in the bad half of Columbia.

For God <--> Against God

I figured out what God's ultimate plan is. It's based on the theory that eating fruit from the Tree of Knowledge didn't give Adam and Eve a sense of morality but rather sentience and self-awareness. Everything since then has been God trying to turn humans back into unthinking animals through coercion and religious indoctrination.

Actually, if you want to know the truth, the Earth is only really about 70 years old and all contrary evidence is God's idea of a practical joke. Being omniscient and omnipresent is very, very dull.

I don't believe in Beast Mayhem.

You can't scientifically prove anything that happens in Beast Mayhem, ever.

Screenshots are pretty scientific!

I'd rather keep to Science fiction anyway

I think she's just trying to cover up something that she did in Mayhem. Ya bring your science in and try to cloud the issue.

The Jazz Religion

::ahem::

Since 1984, the Jazz Hierarchy has gained an inevitable foothold in the heart and soul of our childhood dreams. Even though Patriarch Jazz was savagely murdered by Patriarch Devcon and Patriarch TheMightyMollusk from other rival families, his descendents continue the legacy. Such honorable Jazzes:

G1 Jazz: He was Patriarch Jazz until 2006 when Devcon, wielding the Goldion Banhammer, crushed G1 Jazz into Oblivion. His remains are buried under Jazz Manor.

G2 Jazz: The second Patriarch Jaza, he is known now as Mr. Cannonball to conceal his true identity. Is rarely seen beyond tec's bar and the Patriarch Room in Jazz Manor.

Animated Jazz: The youngest and the husband of Heather Prime, whom he married online in a private ceremony on October 29th, 2009. Is at war with a new menace, the Scarlet Legacy.

Heather Prime: Though not a true Jazz, she is part of the family due to her marriage to Animated Jazz. She is almost never seen in Beast Mayhem which is surprising since, despite it's importance, Jazz Manor is located there.

Enemies: Devcon, TheMightyMollusk, Remilia Scarlet, Flandre Scarlet, Hong Meiling, Haro-Z, Apostrophe.

Allies: Caboose!, Miss Bianca, tec, TVsGrady, MedDMi, Kalidor.

Related Families: Devconia (sibling rivalry), Prime.

This is the legend that continues today.


... DAMN, that weed was good, wasn't it, Devcon?

Feed me.

Whoa whoa whoa I'm not entirely sure I wanna be enemies with the Scarlets

That's why you're weak.

Okay then Apostrophe

Besides how did I get dragged into this

Stop backing away like a hugging spineless fleshpile and man up.

for once.

I'm not backing away dick I just want to know how the hell I got dragged into it

With a rope, I'd wager.

Nope you broke that rope in 2006, remember?

That's why he's using the 2007 edition.

*Whirl flies through the thread.*

*Whirl gets blind-sided by an anti-aircraft missile, flies around erratically before crashing into a skyscraper, knocking it into a row of skyscrapers, and setting off a domino effect that cumulates with the last skyscraper falling on the St. Mayhemi Orphanage*

What a horrible tragedy! Who could have fired the missile that set it off?!

Indeed >_> <_<

My buffet!

My Retirement parts!

We had a 2007 edition? I though that was the 2005 edition.

BTW, where's the Goldion Banhammer replica I had sitting on my shelf in the Jazz Manor?

'Twas the night before Christmas, and me and Devcon helped 50,000 orphans meet their parents... in Heaven.

God, I'm so 'orrible

*Some drones review the tape.*

Nope... boss clearly flew through.



Hornet's sleeping and having dream sequences again. No more sugary soda for him before bed.

*A drone puts Hornet's hand in a warm glass of water.*

Good Lourde!

Before this thread becomes another Mayhem Pool I;d just like to say Good Luck, we are all counting on you...

Before this thread becomes another Mayhem Pool, I'd just like to say Good Luck, we are all counting on you...

That's weaksauce and you know it. Stop Godmodding.

*Legal drone walks into the thread and reviews the footage.*



Goddmodding? Us? Well you can call me Mr. Kettle. Lets review some more, Mr. Pot.



Now unless we missed the memo that Whirl would be played by Hornet... Looks like that post reeks of godmodding. You're doing actions for others and not yourself.

Now our reply to this bit of dogmodding or whatever... was a bit of weaksauce as you put it, but it was better than just replying with "Nuh-uh!" We attemepted to reply with a little humor. The boss hasn't made a post in quite some time... and then someone has him hit by a missle... they didn't even bother to say that they shot it. It would have been different if someone had posted "An unseen person fires a missle at Whirl." Now wheather it would have hit him is another story, but at least it woudl have been a bit less godmodic.

Oh and the knocking over of the skyscrapers like dominos... bit childish... hitting the oprhanage... too over the top and too brutal for our tastes.

We're done here. Thank you and have a nice day.

*The drone then teleports quickly out of the thread and leaving no trace.*

o.O

That's the Johnnie Cochran of nigh identical replicas right there.

You mean I just got the Chewbacca Defense?

No but you got beat bad, real bad, MAGIC JOHNSON.

Hornet just got owned. By DRONES. That's pretty damn sad.

It's Hornet though.

Ironbite-his entire life is pretty sad.

It's divine punishment, I'm a fallen god.

So you're a dog.