I suppose there's still a few child anime-themed people you can marry.

Oh damn, you can feel the heat from that one up in the nosebleeds.

We have the grace to say whatever bulljive we want without it being semantically ripped apart by anal nerds.

when we lose that we lose mayhem.

I say kill the bastards and take over the thread.

I can get behind that

also Don't give them any more ideas Kob!

I would hope those remain an oral candy.

Simplest route.

We'll always have Speedy's Box.

I actually saw Speedy roaming around in the woods like a Big Foot, I manage to snap a pic.

Poor guy has been wondering around aimlessly ever since he left Mayhem.

We call gimmick infringement!!!!
What's next? We start talking about politics in here?!?! We have test posts? We have welcome posts?

Of course it would drive Devcon crazy! He would think he was modding the wrong forum.

... an excellent suggestion

Or find a way to bring the topic to Mayhem

So this gave birth to that thread of yours? Or are you planning on driving Devcon crazy? Or both?

maybe

Should be fun to watch!

*The rogue drones start popping some popcorn.*

Just no speedy inside it.

Which makes it not much more than a dirty box doesn't it? Granted it's a wicked dirty box.

Some day he will return... then he will make up for lost time. Which then... be afraid.... be very afraid!

Not quite. The box has been subject to so many non-Euclidian horrors that it gained sentience just to be driven into gibbering insanity.

Whatever happened to Speedy? And the "Whatever Happened To DanHibiki" thread? And the original Beast Mayhem?

They're "busy" making "beautiful music" together.

those two aren't original Mayhem anyway

Well, what happened to the Beast Mayhem I knew from 2006?

This forum mutates more often than a fruit fly family tree.

its living on a farm out in the country with the mayhem from 2004 and 2001. dont ask about the other years you wont like what youll find.

Heroes get remembered legends get shot behind the shed?

It's alright though, all of the other years sucked anyway.

Mayhem needs to be a shining beacon on the hill that sits as a warning to other TF sites, on how not to run a spam forum. But seriously, this place is such a slum that I keep getting attacked by Mad Gear gang members.

this this this

and you're not john winthrop

*Some rogue drones start burning some trees.*

We will put a stop to that right now!!!!

Good job, you've created fireproof flies.

Then it's time to break out the napalm. Napalm isn't the same as fire, right?

I think we're in bigger trouble.... Look closely at the flies... They've been crossbreed with the cockroaches that survive all the nuclear blasts around here!!! Be afraid.... be very....


*THE ROGUE DRONES RUSH OUT OF THE THREAD BEFORE FINISHING WHAT THEY WERE..... saying.*

Then there's only one other solution and that's to break out the neutrino bombs. These babies will destroy anything organic so to stay on the safe side, we'll get the drones to deploy them.

*A rogue drone pokes his head into the thread.*

No way dude! Those flyroaches scare the bajeebus out of us rogues!
Not to mention... we don't know if it violates Devcon's monopoly.

*The rogue drone disappears again.*

I'm pretty sure the Mayhem patent office lists Nukes and Neutrino Bombs as two completely different things so there's no worry about violating Devcon's trademark. Now start exterminating some roaches!

The bilaws are deliberately vague on that score, depending on which side offers me the better bribe.

We have a feeling Devcon could bribe you better than Hornet. Especially if you like scotch... or he cold just nuke you into next week.