Man, the foyer's HUGE!

That's because this is a condemned warehouse.

This isn't a warehouse, it's a $7,000,000,000 mansion courtesy of Dennis Quaid.

::casts level 100 Barrier::

a+

Oh, I am so sorry. I did not realize how far gone his mind was. Sad, isn't it, a fellow reduced to this state? Believing this place is a mansion...

::obliterates Haro-Z::

back in may I used to live in a very large maggot.

Mm. Now the chap is gesturing at me. I believe he thinks he is using some form of attack. Peculiar. It is not a combat pattern I recognize.

::obliterates Ave Destron::

See if I wanted to I could pay 3WWW and have all your nonland permanents die.

But since I have control and am not playing MTG right now I won't.

Times and places child.

cleanse your planars.

because if you act like a child I'll talk down to you like one.

condescending eye beams engage.

Now, now, the lad is clearly unwell. We should help him, not condescend him.

I'd rather rip, tear and blood-let.

cure his humors of such accursed maladies

Why can't people get a normal house.... IN SPACE!

because these 2 gay huggers keep following me...

What?

Switching to your other account to flame someone doesn't accomplish much does it?

o_O

This place isn't quite as stately as Devcon's place.

AND IT'S FILTHY

Yes well I have the slight suspicion that this thread is mine now.

::cleans mansion::

I'm just the disgruntled janitor. I just hate everybody.

And Destron, it's not. Get out.

A dislike for the inhabitants is no excuse to shirk your duties, you know.

The only inhabitants here are the Anti-Scarlet Devil Society and you don't look like members. Move along, now.

*plops down in easy chair*

Mmmm nooooo how about no. This chair is mighty comfortable.

Okay, Aho. You can stay.

Only if you state your hatred for the Scarlets.

Hmm. I do wonder, what lies here, beneath the floor...

Well we aught to dig it up and deliver it to me right away.

yessir!

Oh come on now wait I don't really think that should be necessary, shouldn't the fact that I've never posted in their topic be enough?

why aren't you digging.

BECAUSE I'M OLD

MY FATHER WAS A WHEEL YOU KNOW

THE FIRST WHEEL

YOU KNOW WHAT HE TRANSFORMED INTO

NOTHING

BUT HE DID SO WITH HONOR

Good enough... Can I still call you Aho?


BTW, Haro move over. I wanna see what you're diggin' up...

I am sorry, sir, but this is an active investigation into the mysterious objects hidden beneath this structure. I must ask you to vacate the premises while we work.

*phew*

And yeah I guess I mean I don't see why not

Ahem... I'm the owner and you can't insult my janitor. Move for him.

Actually, sir, under Chapter 133 Section 32 Subsection 86.9, I am temporarily claiming this property in the name of scientific interest. We apologize for any inconvenience.

ACTUALLY, under Chapter 133, Section 32, Subsection 87, I have the right to chase you off of my property. Now scram.

ONLY if it is indeed YOUR property.

It is not, currently.

It is. My name is in the name of the manor itself.

Irrelevant.

::dig dig dig::

Well It's good to see my thread being excavated.

stone massssk.

Ribbons, you don't understand the power of the stone mask!

The Stone Mask?

From Majora's Mask?

Listen, this is MY manor and MY thread. How many other members named Jazz would claim this as their thread?

So GTFO, Haro and Destron. Aho, you can stay.

Hell, I used Majora's Moon against Remilia Scarlet this morning.

I saw what you wrote, but I know what you said.

something like "deep down in my heart of hearts I cede this thread to his majesty Ave Destron and shall hither-forth swear undying fealty to him, shown by my impassioned digging"

dig!

My thread. ::YOINK::

you can have it if you want, just as long as jazz doesn't get it.

and he digs with all his heart.

HAIL AVE!

Wait, that's redundant.