Ja!!! Beierhund
Das oder die Flippenwald gesput!!!

Lerning yer German, eh?

Hey you didn't die.

::lost in translation::

I'm immune to anything German except for sausage, women, and Rammstein.

Admit it. You had somber music being played on gramophone while a choir of policemen were singing laments in the background. That's the only way to resist that. And it only seldom works.

No, I had Rammstein's "Amerika" making me deaf.

That's why it didn't work. I was already under the influence of something else German, i.e. Rammstein.

Don't matter what you listen to if you *read* it.

Besides, that thing has an effective radius of 50 yards.

I can't read German. Sorry you couldn't kill me with that.

EPIC FAIL

Got to love it when things go over their heads so much there's no longer any atmosphere.

Besides, if you actually got 2 words of that you'd spend weeks in the hospital.

Hey, using The Joke is a war crime!

I'm guessing ja means yes.

what'll that do to me?

FINALLY.

::reads wikipedia article::

*GASP*

Rebuttal:

Two nuts vere valking down ze street. Und vun vas azzaulted!

...Peanut! Ho ho ho ho!

Ah, as originally written by Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander- knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kürstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-eine-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mit-zweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber- shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Oh!

I see what you did there.

Mine vagon ist kaput.

....wow I had to remove this post. I'm pretty sure swearing in other languages counts as bypassing the swear filter.

*sigh* I have a flawless German accent and all I can do is order a beer and cuss.

I don't get it.

And Google Translating it didn't help.

I blame my listening to Monty Python Radio for over a week now for me starting this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3zCQzZx68

When you start nuking us in German... then we will know that you have gone over the deep end.

Here's the English version... though we think we prefer the original, but at least this way we know what she's singing about. She could have just been singing a shopping list for all we knew.

*Which is pretty bad since the narrator is of German descent.*

Hush up there!!! Get back to work!!!

Ich bin ein Berliner.

Devcon that Joke is against the Genevia Convention!

And plus can I get a copy?

sānshí liù jì, zǒu wèi shàng cè.

Amerika ist wunderbar.

du hast mich.

That's all my Germans.

RAUS!