So, anybody get kidnapped today?

... no, I think you're out of business

Like hell I am!

We've been in business for over 30 years, we're not stopping now!

BESIDES THIS IS MAYHEM

SOMEBODY KIDNAP SOMEONE

Okayyyy... ::kidnaps Yukkuri::

give me $20 and she'll live...

If it weren't for the fact I'm duty bound by the RAS to rescue her I'd let you keep her on principle.

Oh my god, it's an invasion by Disney characters.

All that's missing is the Rescue Rangers. Now that's a team-up I always dreamed of. Forget Batman and Superman.

::boom:: problem solved








... still waiting for the "You Can't Destroy Meeee!!" joke.

Actually I don't see any other Disney characters around Mayhem

Also

*kicks Jazz in the nads and rescues Yukkuri*

...

*steals $20 anyways*

My Blackballs!

... If you don't get the reference, you probably haven't lolled at PDTF comics

Okay. I always had a dream that there would be a third movie involving your kid being in the Rescue Aid Society and being on his/her first mission.

There might as well be. Rescuers came out in 1977 and Down Under came out in 1990.

LARGE GAPS FTW

Amen to that, my friend!

And if they don't make a third movie then well there's always fanfics. XP

Aho-Chan, you SERIOUSLY wasted a free name change just to make this thread?

Yeah never mind the fact that I like The Rescuers. <_<

Animated Jazz: Quiet or you'll be executed by drowning in gross yogurt.

So, Mis Bianca, if the RAS decided on it, would they be able to save kids from being forced to do stupid stuff like, say, the Balloon Boy hoax?

eh... never really liked Disney movies.

if you don't like Disney movies, then please stop posting.

You know what? I'm not really sure.

Okay. I'll close this off with this old classic:

Miss Bianca: Fashionably Late

Never noticed the mousetastic afro on the African Delegate before. If you find a kidnapped victim you may have to fight Horatio for who gets to save/avenge them if the crime takes place in Brazil or Mayhemi.

I'll just call upon my legion of small talking animal friends to take him down.

And you have...what authority exactly?

Snap Ironbite you forgot your signoff =O

*rescues Ironbite's signoff*

Oh lordy.

Ironbite-*steps on Miss Bianca*

*gets out of the way*

You did realize I'm a predator? And you're prey?

Ironbite-right?

Wish I hadn't wasted time reading this thread.

I take it I'd be wasting my time trying to rescue your dignity?

also lol no @ ironbite

My dignity is dust by now.

Well do something heroic and die so you can be visited by the ghosts of giant ancient robots and be told you're so heroic that you deserve it and it becomes solid again.

MISSING: Heather Prime

LAST SEEN: November 1st, 2009

REWARD: 1,000,000 Mayhem Points.



MISSING: tec

LAST SEEN: September 27th, 2009

REWARD: Free beer from tec's bar.

>tec

HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HA

OH GOD JAZZ

HAHAHA

Oooh good luck with that one XD

What about Heather?

¯\(°_O)/¯

It's only been a week

... god I think I'm turning into KSw!

MUST... RESIST... TEMPTATIONS

o_O

whew this thread reeks of adolescent sweat and failure online.

gee whiz.

So go bathe, Ave. It smelled fine earlier.

I'm sorry but at least I know what I smell like (cigarettes, hair barrettes, and musk)

this just smells like failure, the sticky kind that permeates through the visceral membranes of your nasty skins.

I liked both Rescuers films. They were pretty fun.

And I second that motion on a RAS/Rescue Rangers team up. I mean, they're both composed primarily by rodents... Yeah.

So how about I don't think they'll be making any more Rescuers films

Or if they do they'll have to get a new voice for Miss Bianca

So THAT'S where you got the username.

o_O

Uh yeah

I thought it was because you've always dreamed of being a woman.

Completely irrelevant.