Yesterday during PE, Me, T.J, and David were playing 21 for money. I got so lucky that I won $88. Then, unfortunately, my luck went down the jiver. I hit too many times and got a 33, while David won. Now I'm hugging broke. Anyone here experience something similar?

Yes. But replace 'PE' with Mayhem, and 'hit too many times and got a 33' with prolonged absences.

I think he's saying stop being a whiny bitch, go watch Rounders a few times and win your money back.

Ghost Rider.

Also I picked the third one.

your body is full of goldmines, it's just up to you to tap them.

It may help to stop betting on the Washington Generals!

Either that's advice or... you're coming onto me...

I'M NOT GAY!!!

::runs screaming out of thread::

But Ave Destron is quite a handsome fellow, you should be honored.

Or you should start selling your snatch.

Selling my wha?

I'm going to have to say no. Probably because most of us aren't stupid enough to gamble. But, yeah, if you need some money, I'm sure Mickey Mike would be happy to pay you for sex.

New Jersey should keep gambling until he becomes so good at it and racks up such a large winning streak that he impresses Satan, who will come to him in disguise and offer NJ the ultimate gambling challenge: If NJ wins, he gains immortality. But if he loses, Satan gains his soul for all eternity.