I'm going to bed.

Please don't destroy anything while I'm gone.

If I come back and this thread is nice and clean then you all get a present. =)

::Sprays some lysol around and uses some Swiffers to make sure no dust is present::

What? I'm feeling nice for a change.

Devcon, I think you just want a present

merry christmas devcon

how sweet.

When Devcon wants you off his lawn, he MEANS it!

*cuts your male anatomy off* merry christmas jazz~

I was KIDDING! ::regrows male anatomy::

Sorry mate! Just trying to help! D:

sheesh, I was just saying that to compliment the pic.

oh

well

You haven't made a mess in here! Would you like a present that doesn't involve pain?

sure.

As long as it's illegal in 38 states and is smokable!

*hands you said substance*

But just remember this, if it grows in the ground, it can be smoked. B)

yes, indeed. ::lights up::

I feel hungry.

No food stocked here, mate, although there are numerous other threads in Mayhem which offer food!

Such as the bar.

Exactly what I was thinking!

Actually it was the only thing I was thinking of =\

alright. Caboose! Hand me 20 hot dogs!! ::pays $20::

*Runs back to bar and runs back with a cart filled with hotdogs.*

FEAST!

::starts nomming::

want one, Aho?

FEAST!

::starts nomming::

want one, Aho?

How ironic, I had hot dogs for dinner! XD

No thanks.

You're just a bunch of swine.

ain't that a co-winky-dink?

Such a response seems highly ridiculous and wildly inaccurate, come play again when you smarten up.

Maybe goats is more accurate. Bunch of domesticated beasts grazing a farm.

bump, bump, two bumps, 4 bumps in a square.

OH SNAP IT'S NOVEMBER

YAY! THANKSEATING IN 23 DAYS!!!

I miss posting in Mayhem.

I miss the old Mayhem. What happened to that?

Japan.

And children.

And godmodding, apparently

RAAAAAAGE!