i cry still wait animated jazz talk me plz

my msn messsenger heatherprime@hotmail.com, thank you

Hey, my invocation worked.

SHE COMES

today my love jazz is here!

Hey Heather...now that you're here...could Speedy be far behind.

Ironbite-very far behind in fact.

MINE JAZZ WITH ME FUTURE,

the end times are upon us heather prime returns to mayhem. REPENT YE SINNERS!

Awesome! Welcome back, Heather!

THE PROPHECY SHALL BE FULFILLED!!! SPEEDY SHALL RETURN!!! NON BELIEVERS SHALL ARE DOOMED!!!

Welcome back!

Quick, someone fetch the needlessly black candles, I've got sacrifices to perform.

Also, find Clench.

So, whose alt is she these days?

*shoves Clench down on his knees in front of TMM* Sorry, buddy. But, it has to happen.

Man, my brain went interesting places before I got to the end of that one.

Hey, hey. Take that nasty jive somewhere else.

That's just the most convenient way to chop off his head in ritual sacrifice to the lesser things of the dark. For the greater things of the dark, we have to tie him upside-down between two dragons of the deepest shadows, but I don't feel like summoning dragons right now.

:::raises axe and brings it down, sending Clench's head rolling across the floor; the body stays upright for a moment before slumping over:::

IA! IA! HEATHER PRIME F'TAGHN!

I just hope Speedy takes him as a worthy sacrifice. If not, then we're all hugged.

So this is the infamous heather prime.

Hehehehehe.

You leave Heather alone, Falling for Animated Jazz must have put her and Sideburn through hell. lets just let her use Jazz as she needs to and lets hope it all stays behind us

...as scary as it looks...

mine animated jazz will come soon,

So now I'm just a talking head, ah?

i not like speedburn mean me cry out, leave alone guys,

i love animated jazz keep me make happy now.

Sorry Heather, I didn't mean to bring that up.

i love animated jazz like me be happy

oh my...

"Its Fan art Baby! put the gun down...please...."

mine animated jazz like me good,

mine heather prime poor troll me good,

oh animanted jazz love me, yay!

oh forum trolling love me, yay!

jazz kissed me feel very speical

forum troll kissed me feel very gritty

awww, i wait jazz coming love me think marry animated jazz

awww, i wait trolling all over love my trolling think marry internet troll

*smacks the teacher*

Ironbite-respect your elders witch...that there's the Bride of Mayhem's own tentical demon and you will respect her.

I'd stop teasing her if she made a lick of sense. Even tec is perfectly understandable to me.

Anyway, she doesn't seem to have a problem with it.

Looks like your hair is green. GREEN WITH ENVY.

Or it could be dye.

or you're just crazy, Keine.

She's just not crazy enough to understand Heather Prime, is all.

yeah.

TROLL FIGHT... like the old days at Flame wars Central and DEW bwahahaha

So how's baby ghost rider doing?

For once, I agree with Ironbite.

yeah its one of those things you have to mark down on the calender Wingus, just so you can remind yourself that it did indeed happen

*Records for posterity.*

I remember when Heather Prime used to troll Yahoo Chat. Man, those were some fun days.

You did realize the reason why she doesn't make a lick of sense is she's got some brain problems right?

Ironbite-you've gone down in my estimation there Face-Lady.

... no... hugging... wonder...