Welcome to Episode one of CAN DEVVY EAT IT?!

Today the question: Can Devvy Eat a Mini-Con?

First a preview of things to come!



Then the Mini-con!



Could Devastator possibly stomach something so missile-laden?



Om-nom-nom-nom.

Yep. He can eat a mini-con!

--Boltax.

CAN DEVVY EAT IT? Episode 2!

Today we ask... CAN DEVVY EAT A DINOBOT?!

First...

The DINOBOT IN QUESTION... the terrifying GRIMLOCK!






So... can Devvy eat a TERRIFYING AND POWERFUL DINOBOT?

The answer is:




YES HE CAN!




OM NOM NOM NOM

--Boltax.

CAN DEVVY EAT IT returns for EPISODE THREE with a brand new challenge... CAN DEVASTATOR EAT A DUDE WHO TFS INTO A DUNE BUGGY?


Devastator was feeling cocky with this one... a dude who turns into a dune buggy? FRICKIN' EASY AS PIE, MAN!!

SO HERE IT IS! DEVVY'S LATEST EATING CHALLENGE... A DUNE BUGGY DUDE!




But... what's this? DEVVY HAS DECIDED TO TACKLE THE DOUBLE BITE!!




Can he do it? CAN HE EAT TWO DUNE BUGGY DUDES AT ONCE?

How can even Devastator have a mouth THAT BIG?!




EASILY, BOYS! EASILY!

But... that just wasn't enough of a challenge for the mighty Devastator, so how about TWO MORE?



Can he do it? Can he devour four Dune Buggy Dudes at once?!

There is only one answer:



OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!


But... wait... who's this?


Could it be... yet another challenger? Could Devastator tackle *FIVE* dudes who turn into a dune buggy AT ONCE?!

It sounds like a big ask, even for him...



"GRUMPHLE GRUPH DERHGPHERECRON"

Don't talk with your mouth full, Devvy!

--Boltax.

...a red Buggyman? Where'd that come from?

oh the horrible horrible chrome ware that will cause G2 Dune Buggy Dude

Australian exclusive 5 pack with Staks + trailer, a blue Rest-Q, a white Turbo, a Hans-Cuff and a red Buggyman.

--Boltax.

He should have thought of that BEFORE he took on... THE DEVASTATOR!!

--Boltax.

This so reminds me of "Will It Blend," but needs something equivalent to the "settings" and "dust" parts.

Also needs theme music and an intro with Devastator eating different stuff.

--LBD "Nytetrayn"

CAN DEVVY EAT IT? Episode 4!

Today we tell a culinary adventure of a more animalistic nature...

CAN DEVASTATOR EAT A BEAST WARS BASIC?!

It seemed like such a simple thing at first -- but could this adventure lead to the bitter taste of DEFEAT?

Spoilers: Yes it could.


It started simply enough! Could Devastator eat a Beast Wars Basic? Well let's see... what if he had to eat...

A CHEEKY MONKEY?!


Could he possibly defeat this creature?



YUP.




Next came a far more terrible challenge. Devastator's first Optimus. The bat known as OPTIMUS PRIMAL! What a challenge! Now this is Beast Wars basic toy and a half!




DAMNED INFLEXIBLE WINGS!

What about trying to eat him sideways?



Better, but still not there. HERE IT WAS! SOMETHING THAT DEVASTATOR COULD NOT EAT!

So the answer is -- DEVASTATOR CAN ONLY EAT SOME BEAST WARS BASICS. But... lo... what's this?

What about... a BEAST WARS NEO BASIC?!



That's one freaky lookin' bunny.



OM NOM NOM NOM!



This guy was so easy to eat that HE PASSED RIGHT THROUGH DEVASTATOR'S DIGESTIVE TRACT!



AND OUT THE OTHER SIDE!

The moral of this story is that bunnies and monkeys is good eatin'.

But don't try eating a bat. That just leads to tears.

--Boltax.

This is all kinds of funny and win.


Just ask Ozzy Osbourne!

He's gonna choke in that Rock Lord.

This is awesome. Alas, if only I had the money for him. I'm sold.

hehe I lol'd

I reckon that you could fit 2 legends in that muth of his so now we have learnt that devy is not just a toy but a storge device for toys .

I approve of this topic.

You're almost making me want one.....almost.

Just wait until he's $50.

thats what Im waiting for only in £

I don't think I'll get it even then.

I so want to just go and buy Devvy today!

There's a Party in my Tummy! So Yummy! So Yummy!

Devastator = Gluttony.

"Can I eat him?"

Awwwwesome...and this answers my question from the other topic, too, effectively. Your days are numbered now, Snake Eyes!!!

can he eat Cybertron Backstop?

He'll need some fiber...

This entire thread is brilliant.

Personally, I'm waiting for either a sale or I'm just going to add Devs to my christmas list.

I wish Devestator had come out fifteen years ago. I'd have absolutely loved this toy as a child, in a way I'm not able to appreciate today. Alas. Kids today are lucky punks.

The thread title reference wins quite thoroughly.

This topic delivers.

Same here, damn youse!

I was only vaguely aware of "Will it Blend" before I started this thread -- and certainly not enough to actually reference it. Actually if this thread is a reference to anything, it's a reference to the "WILL YOU EAT IT!" sketch on Sesame Street (that's what's been revolving through my head since I started), or "Will it float?" on David Letterman.


And of course, to this:
Cookie Monster








I love Devvy, and if I'm selling him to other fans then I am doing my job right!


--Boltax.

Can Devvy eat an Under-3?

No, he'll choke on the small parts.

LMAO! I knew exactly what you were talking about without the need of clicking on the youtube link. My 1 yr. old watches that show all the time.

Awesome pics by the way Boltax, I may buy this toy. I had sworn off ever buying it, but after your pics it's turned into a solid maybe after clearance.


--SoS

I approve of this thread. Good stuff, Boltax.

And yeah, now I want Devvy, too. He reminds me of that Micro Machines Rancor, who could eat figures and poop them out.

Someone else will have to do that as, sadly, I don't own Under-3.

*sob*

--Boltax.

Okay, this is it... THE BIG ONE. IT's EPISODE FIVE OF CAN DEVVY EAT IT?!

Today the question is a very, very, very simple one. CAN DEVASTATOR EAT KICKER?!

You know you want to know. I mean... it's Kicker. He's like... y'know... KICKER!

Can he be devoured with room to spare?



He looks pretty big and pretty undigestible! Can Devvy eat him?!



Are you kidding? OF COURSE HE BLOODY WELL CAN!!

But wait... lo, what is this?!

SOME REAL AMERICAN HEROES COME TO SAVE THE DAY! IT's G.I. JOE!



G.I. Joe is the code name for America's daring, highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organisation determined to RULE THE WORLD!
CAN DEVASTATOR EAT THEM!?!



Now you know.




UH-OH!

Run dude in a Hawaiian shirt! You can't save your random stoner friend now!



OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Okay I know, I know. So Devvy can eat regular G.I. Joes. Big whup! Anyone can eat them! Just ask Scarlet!

But what about...



NINJAS!!!



EASY PEASY, LEMON SQUEEZY!

But what about...



OTHER RANDOM MARTIAL ARTISTS WHO NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF?!





MMMMMMMM. BISON!

Okay, sure that was easy... but what about...




A CHROME HEADED DUDE!!

Surely even Devastator can't chow down like the Cheshire Cat hangin' with the Care Bear Family on the mighty Destro?!




Okay, okay, fine. He ate Destro but what about A DUDE WITH A SNAKE ON HIS HEAD?!




Cloned from lots of dudes, whose memories, blah-blah-blah. This is Serpentor, boys and girls. SERPENTOR!



EWWWWWW.

Gold plastic syndrome!

Y'know what? Actually, Devvy. Don't eat that after all.

--Boltax.

MMMMMMMMM. BISON!

The really funny thing is that he doesn't have kids. He only knows that song because *I* have kids and I sent him the video and quoted it at him over and over to get it stuck in his head.

I think. That or he watches Yo Gabba Gabba when he gets high.

This thread is hilarious. I love it.

Yep, all blame lies squarely on you. Thanks bunches!

Do you take requests? I would like to know if Devvy can eat RotF Thrust. Also, I would like to know if Devvy can eat a cellular phone.

WELCOME BACK TO CAN DEVVY EAT IT!

Today we've on episode 6! Wow!

The question today? CAN DEVASTATOR EAT...

A CANADIAN?!


Boy, these Canadians sure are ugly bastards. Could Devastator stomach something like this?

He sure is growly, isn't he? And he looks pretty sure of himself.

He's downright adamant.



This Canadian sure looks ready to face Devastator! Maybe he's from Winnipeg

There's no way he's from Toronto.

Perhaps he'll survive! Perhaps, like a bat, he is IMPOSSIBLE TO EAT!!



Nope.

Devvy can totally eat a Canadian.

--Boltax.

Soooo... Devestator > Wolverine > Sentinel?

I dunno. I haven't tested to see if Devvy could eat Sentinel.

But I'm pretty sure Wolverine can't eat Sentinel.

Too much chin.

--Boltax.

I'm just waiting for the Legends Devestator to come out, to see if Devy can eat himself.

That's not a real Canadian... I don't even think Canada exists where he comes from.

EPISODE SEVEN OF CAN DEVVY EAT IT?!

Devastator has tackled many things before... but he's never tackled...



ACTUAL FOOD!! Can Devastator devour this platter of wonderful meats and treats?!

Let's start with... YOGURT!



Yes Devvy. It's for you!



WAit... what are you doing... YOU HAVE ELECTRONICS IN YOUR MOUTH DEVASTATOR! DON'T...





Ewwwww... Devvy!!


I... think we'll move on shall we?



Hah-hah! Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew there, Devastator!

For once something DEVASTATOR CANNOT EAT!

He probably should have taken them out of the packet first.

Okay... so he's not so good with processed meats... but what about a crunchy carrot?!




OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!


That just leaves... THE CHICKEN!



Guh.




Oh good god!



So uhhh... yeah...



Devastator can swallow a chicken.

--Boltax.

I don't know whether to be amused or disgusted to see Devastator choking that chicken down.

 
So those wrecking balls are not just ornamental, after all.

After the action figures it all got disturbing.

Great topic, you certainly got me laughing. Still resisting having any want for the figure, but if it went down lots and lots my mind could change.

Considering how many stores seem to be getting in....