No not the acid lake with a discise a real pool with diveing boards for the first ever end of summer diveing contest!!

*puts on shark fin* time to swim *dives in and swims around with fin sticking out of the water*

Uh, me and water don't really agree with each other. *Zips away*

AAARGH! SHARK!

*Whips out a rocket launcher and fires it into the pool*

*A chunk off the side is missing, and the water level is noticeably lower, a charred shark fin floats by.*

::Dumps in tons of chlorine in the pool::

What? Got to keep it clean.

Who cares if your skin peels off?

*just floats around*

*Puts on swim trunks over his wiry body* ... I need muscles.

*puts down his tanning hammock and waits for the ladies*

*sets up sandwich board that reads, Free scented oil rubdowns for women only*

*A rogue drone wheels a barrel in and dumps radioactive sludge into the pool.*

It's not a Mayhem pool unless it sets off the Geiger counter!

guys am i late for the pool

Nope pools always open just dont expect there to be a life guard on duty

*pumps in clorine because that cures all pools illnesses*

so much chlorine o_@

... sausage fest...

*pulls hat down over eyes and continues to sit on chair

:::grabs Destron's chair, flings him into the pool:::

*grabs reality and flings it into the pool*

*is suddenly in the pool with reality*

*Discovers Reality is distinctly Female...*

*can not get out of pool*

::reads sign, takes out a phone:: Hey, great-great-great-grandma, want a rubdown?

... *after that mental image Destron has no problem getting out of the pool*

Hey MeddMI... come're first one's free

*saunters out in a black bikini, showing off her pretty curves*

also @ med

::comes in with a cello and starts playing the "Jaws" theme::

*Some rogue drones start dumping thousands of gallons of Dr. Pepper into the pool.*

If you did that I would drink the pool dry

*prevents the waste of DP and pumps it into the bars vast supply (where the drone most likely got it from in the first place)*

So basically, you'll be pumping it back into your bar, where they will be pumping it back into the pool, forming an endless loop?

1) Everyone drinks Dr Pepper from tec's bar
2) Everyone gets in tec's pool
3) Everyone pees in tec's pool, because their urine is undoubtedly now pure Dr Pepper
4) tec's drones take it from pool and refill in bar
5) ???
6) PROFIT

... well Destron looks like business is gonna pick up ...


*sets up anti-trap curtain around lotion station.*

*Activates anti-anti-trap energy field*

... well the trap curtain is just a place for you to privately show Maniacon your crotch and he then either lets you in or turns you around with a nice story about Destron only having fragrances you are allergic to.

how does your anti-anti-trap field work? I might have to get a team of Crack Alt-ids dressed in lab coats on this to create a counter counter measure

It's an energy field that attracts traps?

And this is why Suz is in this thread.

at this point I should just have Maniacon offer top half only lotions at half price... he's like a child boobs can keep him happy for hours.

And this is why dateing over the net is bad boys are girls are boys

now if that 3 way was 2 girls and a guy I'd have nothing against it... except if I wasn't the one guy
you mean guys ... except if I wasn't the one guys...

you stay out of my Threesomes Mani

im confus now

hug it

Just everybody get in the damn pool and keep your dicks covered.

*smacks Aho with a giant trout* Don't say such filthy things in front of me! Ladies should not hear such rubbage!

*peers over the edge* I think I see a turd.

Wait, we have ladies in Mayhem?

Well, I'm not a lady. I'm a bitch. But, ya know.

... According to some this Avatar means I'm border lining Furrism... so when ever you're Ready Jen...

I've got Lilac and Jasmine scented spf 30 warming up, and cinnamon + nutmeg spf 15 on ice...

that stuff's like an icyhot

*cannon balls the pool splashing everyone and thats prutty hard for me to do because I weigh about 109 pounds*

*bitch slaps Destron with bottle of sun block* I didn't mean I was that kind of bitch. Dumbass.

I'm sorry Jen, I really should be more considerate, especially with your llitle one on the w-- wait what are you doing in mayhem then

Soaking up healthy levels of radiation?

... Mani... Mark Jen down for the 2for1 discount

*wobbles slightly as he shambles back to his seat and scotch*

Tang helps the little ones slide out faster and easier.

It's also great on salads.

Well if you say so then

I'm just going to amble over there and drink endless cans of Dr Pepper.

*sneaks up on Jen and starts giving out sample shoulder massages

Hmm...a pool? Lame....its cold out...sooooo...

*Pours Fluffy Puff Brand strawberry Jell-atin in pool*

That's better.

*The rogue drones quickly pour in some shine made in Mayhem to make the pool a giant Jello Shot.*

Thought you said "Shrine maiden" for a second there.