Cute little monster just like her mom...

WHAT IS THE FOUL STENCH EMANATING FROM HER BOTTOM?

Oh great... now Mayhemmers are breeding? No good can come of this.

When am I not breeding?

I suppose that would explain where all those dragon eggs keep coming from...

she's got her dad's afterburners

She's got her mom's.. uhm.. cannibalistic.. tendancies?

well that would explain the omelet smell

mmm.. omelettes...

Ok, where do I send the body parts then?

One of them was a female?

Kob?

you don't want to be disrespecting my ladies

How many were there?

I have a beautiful daughter... that's all that matters

Will she go out with me?

Can I kill him?

I wont stop you...

*Flays Bocc and throws him into the Dead Sea* >(

Have I been mated with as well?

No, I believe the word you're looking for is "mauled".

Semantics!

it's been a long night for Mommy and baby.. so we're all going to sleep

TIme to update the Mayhem Family Tree...

Just how convoluted has that thing become?

2 words: Non-Euclidean.

And you're still keeping it up to date... had your sanity checked lately?

morning honey

Morning? You missed half of it.. You're late for work! Get going you nogoodnik!

So what lucky lady wants to bear the fruit of my loins?

Says the one who once had a hideous godless monstrosity child with Rocky.

She have a sister?

had... i think that was the cheese and bacon omelet

She has purdy hair.

STOP HITTING ON MY DAUGHTER! OR I'LL HIT ON YOU! WITH MY FISTS!

Err...umm....congratulations?


Need a sitter?

I read that as "sister".

You read wrong.

そーなのかー

This is not good-creepy.

This is hellworm-creepy.

I'm not afraid of the hellworm, but I am afraid of bees.

Bees, my God.

Bees and wasps scare me. Which is odd, because one of my superhero ideas is Yellowjacket (YES I KNOW THE NAME IS TAKEN AND HIS POWERS ARE SIMILAR ALL THE GOOD SUPERPOWERS ARE TAKEN. But he has a sleek metal suit, unlike the cloth the other two Yellowjackets wear.)

so like the beetle then

so like who's gonna be godfather und godmother.

and reject satan and all his works.

Does godmother and godfather mean we get to eat the kid?

Ironbite-cause I'm totally down for doing that.

no it means the kid eats us.

man you heathens.

Why the hell would I need godparents? I'm not going to die any time soon. I'm already a goddamn god. Think you guys, seriously.

And no, you're not eating my kid. If you do I swear to god, I'll hugging rip you apart and eat your hugging bones. And my baby, whom will still be alive due to plot armor, will eat the rest, for it is gooey and easy on her tender baby fangs.

I'm a good mom.

so...

you aren't baptizing then?

Possibly in fire and/or blood of their enemies.