im watching you, yah know, Yes its true. i Have hacked your comp and whilst your reading this im stealing all your porn. Yes its true.

you sit there in your shiny little chair glistening with the sweat of sweet sweet turtles.
you dont belive you say, noooooooo its impossible, nope nadda no

NO means YES, i weild a mighty weapon. You see it tells me things it is the pen of pawnage you see, it tells me that lies are truth and truth is air. DO NOT LIE TO THE PEN!!!! its wrath is mighty.

Now get the hug off my lawn

Sadly, I only really payed attention to one line of your post.

one if never a duff

SO.... You're stealing that which I don't have. Yay you.

OUR POPULAR MECHANICS SCHEMATICS AND TECH MANUALS! YOU FIEND!!!

Sorry, I delete my porn after I watch it. That way no one knows I watch it.









OH jive! NOW PEOPLE KNOW!

Everyone knows, we've been monitoring you for quite some time.

hmmm this has inspired me, from now on i think i shall do weekly rant from now on. I have a voice and a keyboard. And lots and lots of laxatives

Ok, you know those were just chocolates and not laxatives?

Also who deleted my Porn?

The fairy inside your computer.

you do know i mixed them together in the bag

only on fridays

So, you saw me do sexy time for my hubby on my web cam whenever he was away on his bidness trip?