What do you IRL friends call you?

Why?

Where do you work and or go to school?

Why?

Male or female?

Why?

Anyone special in your life?

Why not?

Where do you live (be as specific as you like)?

Why?

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Smith or Smitty, Jen call me Michael, but I prefer Mike.


Most people call me Smitty because that is just how we do it in the army.


I'm in the army and stationed at Fort Sill.


Because the army hates me Oklahome is a void that sucks the joy out of ones soul.


Male.


It seemed like the best idea at the time.


Jen AKA Itsgood01, my two kids and Jen's son "The Red-Headed-Step-Smitty"





Fort Sill, OK, USA


Because the army hates me...

I don't have any so my answer is null.

Because my medical condition doesn't allow me to go out for long periods of time/long enough to make friends at my age.

An Insurance Company

Just kind of happened. I moved to Ohio, found the job, found I was good at it and kept getting promoted.

Male

Genetics and luck.

No

Medical condition prevents me from meeting people.... it also makes me grumpy as hell which isn't exactly a turn on. A pity cause I think I'm rather cute. I'd date me... if I wasn't such a grumpy jerk.

Ohio. Land of snow and rain in the same day. If it wasn't for my job I'd move back to Colorado.

Lost my job a few years back, my girl dumped me and my friends stabbed me in the back. I had nothing going for me at the time so I just picked up and left and here I am.

Catlung

Because that is my name

I don't work

my contract with the Ontario Government ended

female

because I was born with two x chromosomes

No

Because all the men I like are douche bags

Ontario

It's a place to stand. It's a place to grow. We call this land Ontarioooooooooo


amidoinitrite?

Coolwhip, Cooley, Alex.


Coolwhip is some odd thing that a few people I kinda knew came up with, I'm cool with it so I let it stick. The other two are my name.


A school in Michigan, go Bobcats!


I lived in the district, I continue to go there 'cause I love the place.


I'm a male.


I have an X chromosome and a Y chromosome.


Yes.


However, she doesn't really know it, though we're good friends, I A) want to make sure it's not a crush(So far it doesn't seem to be.) and B) get it right when I do tell her.


In the grand ole state of Michigania.


I was born there.

Now I'm sad.

Currently have no more friends.


One's in Iraq, one's a complete bunghole who treats everyone like dirt, and I pretty much spend all my time at work or at home.


I work at a convenience store/gas station. No school.


1) It's in walking distance (I don't drive).
2) Didn't go into college straight out of high school, and just ended up losing interest and motivation to do so.


Male.


Because my mother swore after the way she and her sisters were treated by her mother that she would never have a girl.


Not anymore. We keep in contact, but a long distance relationship doesn't work when we both realize we'll probably never see each other again.


Our lives went separate ways. To be honest, I probably should have just stayed with her.


Ohio.


Family, even if currently that means just my mother.

Cause I was born here.

MP3

cause it is short for maximus prime3

secret for my protection

cause law makes you go to school and i need cash

male

cause God said so lol

no

it is a lost cause (every girl i like ends up getting taken before i ask them out)

texas

cause texas is AWESOME

Anything else you want to know? BRING IT!

Alex, or Fujoshi Girl.


Because I taught them what it means.


Right now, Cairns, Queensland Australia.


Economnomnomy.


Female.


Jeans.


Oh yes. Very yes.


<.<


The place where Mosquitoes meet Sandflies.


TOXIC OOZE

What do you IRL friends call you?

Don't have any.

Why?

My mental and physical disabilities make interaction with other people difficult, to say the least.

Where do you work and or go to school?

I'm unemployed.

Why?

See #2

Male or female?

Male

Why?

Because I would have been a hideous woman.

Anyone special in your life?

No.

Why not?

Because I'm not a physically or mentally fit breeding specimen. If I was an animal, I would have been Darwin'd long ago.

Where do you live (be as specific as you like)?

Newfoundland

Why?

Karmic punishment for sins commited in my previous life.

A lot of things that'd get me in trouble here. Also Gunnorn.



Gunnorn is my SCA name (old Norse meaning "war eagle"). If you have to ask about the other stuff, you haven't been paying attention.



Target.



The economy sucks.



Male.



It gives me something to do.



MED.



Because.



Either in an apartment, or in hell. Either way, the maintenance guy is a dick.



The economy sucks.

Most typically call me "Blou" (Pronounced "blue")

It's the 1st syllable of my last name.

I always studied/worked in or around Quebec City (i.e. all my academics I done at local schools, then went to Universite Laval in Quebec city, and all 3 of my real jobs were located in Quebec City)

Laziness. I'm an extremely sedentary person and I hate having to go too far to go to school/work. (ironic considering the fact that I try to make it to Botcon yearly, and... well wait a few questions)

Male.

Erm... Genetics?

Not currently.

The long distance relationship ended, well, because of the long distance. She never could do the trip to see me, and I was the only one who could (I remind you of the irony mentionned a couple questions back). Well turns out I couldn't do it often enough.

Quebec City.

See above statement about my sedentary lifestyle.

Nick, they usually call me by either my full first and last name or they switch the first letter of each name around and call me some variation of Dick or Dicholas.

They think it makes my name hilarious and love to tell everyone we meet about it. Also, it makes a good alter-ego.

I go to school.

for science!

Male

It's my schwanger that does it.

Not currently.

She didn't tell me she had a boyfriend.

Massachusetts

I like Dunkin' Donuts, chowder, and parking my car in the garage.

What do you IRL friends call you?
Why?

Liz or NASA. No seriously. I need new friends.

Where do you work and or go to school?
Why?

Recent graduate, now searching for a job with an interview on Monday

Male or female?
Why?

Female. Oh damned to be born with an extra X

Anyone special in your life?
Why not?

Liege, two years now

Where do you live (be as specific as you like)?
Why?

Pittsburgh. Cause my momma lives there, that's why! Still saving up to move out.

Chris

My name is Christopher

I'm currently attending one of the local community colleges.

Working on an engineering technology degree.

Male

I'm pretty sure it's because I have a penis.

Not really

I'm lazy.

Coppell, Texas, a suburb of Dallas.

It's where my parents live.

Joe, or Joey in the case of some of my older friends.



Because "Joseph" is too formal, I guess.



Right now, I'm unemployed, but hopefully that should change before too long.



Frankly, I'm starting to think I picked the wrong career field after I graduated.



Male



Because I have a *SCRUBBED*.



No



I find it hard to meet truly cool people in meatspace.



Richmond, VA.



That's where I've lived pretty much all my life.

Josh. But I'm more well-known as Internet Jesus.


Weather-manipulation powers for Jesus. Josh because it is my name.


I continue to update a patient database for a caretaking business. Patient croaks, I note the date of death and the cause.


It's easy work, and I can do it from home.


Male.


I have a penis.


NEXT.


No, you.


The farmland part of California. I smell cow jive every day, and I love it.


Because it is the smell of success.

Darnit, I intended on doing this. Ah well.


Ralph, or Wingus, or a berjillion variants thereof.


'Cause it's my name, and 'cause it's my nickname.


I work for a company called StarTek, which is a call center that handles AT&T customer care.


'Cause it's an officey type job that beats retail


Dudeicus.


It's the plumbing.


You could say that.


N/A


Northeast Arkansas.


Too lazy to move, used to living here, blah blah blah.

Matt


It's my name.


At CCH, a tax software company.


Why not!


Male


Duh.....


Single...


Like you knew I would answer like this.


In the middle of OZ


Because the rent is cheap....

Jennifer but everyone calls me Jeni


thats the name my parents gave to me


I don't work right now... and schools on hold


we are fixin to move to Lawton with Michael


female


hmmm thats the way I came out


yeah Smitty and I are getting married next week


cause thats just the way it happened


in Texas


thats where I was born

By my middle name, cuz I prefer it that way.


Unemployed, b/c economy sucks, have little work experience, few work references, etc etc.


You'll never know my real gender for sure. I like disturbing people that way.


If it wasn't glaringly obvious enough, TMM.


Rhode Island, because I moved here to live with TMM.

I like Nasa's format, its simpler. Also, we need more questions. We should put in ones about fond Mayhem memories.

Liam, Shalougal and Dog



Liam is my realy name, Shalougal is a mix of my last name Shalloo and Douglal from father Ted, as im a bit of a daydreamer and dont pay attention much.

They realised Dougal was from the magic round about, add that with my happy go luckyness and Dog kinda grew from t



I work primaraly at Sony Game's London Studio in central london on the Singstar franchise. At nights i used to work as a comic book colourist for IDW and Titan Comics on the Transformers and Dr Who franchise, also did some work on the movie learn to read books



Sony was a lucky break, there was a guy at an art and media based recruitment agency who was a fan of my comic work and he set me up with the job, without even needed an interview infact. The comic stuff was well, i sent chris ryall a submission a few years back and he just offered me the Hot Rod spotlight with Nick Roche there and then.



alllll male lol



my sperm cell pwnd all



no one special special, was with someone for 5 years but broke up about a year ago. Since then i've pretty much been a bit of a man whore. I tend to go on dates with about 3 different people a week so hmm



dunno, i mean sometimes it dont work out. Sometimes because i can work 20 hours a day i just dont have time to call girls or go out



Central London, was based in Garland Texas on and off for about 5 years though



London is a good city if you have a lot of disposable income like i do. I like the night life. Dallas area cause of my ex and i have friends there. Im back basically because in the states my partying kinda got a teeeny bit out of control. i could easily blow about $1,000 in a few nights

I've got ideas for more questions to ask. Should I put them here, or make a new thread?

Make a new thread. I would prefer if this thread were nothing but our "profiles" so to speak...

I AM THE DESTORYER OF WORLDS, THE ENDER OF DAYS, THE STARCH IN YOUR UNDERPANTS!....Matt


Cause it's my real name


United Airlines


Unqualified for anything else


Male


Well when my chromosomes were doing the splitting, they split XY so thus male.


Yus


Northern Virginia, bout 20 miles or so south of DC


Lived here all my life.

Zac, Zachary, Smartass



Because my name is Zachary. And I'm a huge smartass.



Don't.



Economy is all but dead in my town making it difficult to find a job and because I'm going for a GED. I had issues with stupid people.



male



Because I have XY chromosomes.



No.



I'm either too shy or too stupid to pick up on obvious hints until a week later.



El Dorado, Arkansas



Because I do. Please, help me.

Holy crap, another Arkansan.

Holy crap, another person who would admit to being from Arkansas.

Heh!

You get hit by the ice at all?

Wingus, I be ye neighbor. Kansas is close to Arkansas.

They call me by my name.

It'd be awfully weird if they called me by someone else's name.

I work at Meijer on the midnight shift.

The universe hates me.

Yes.

Fnord.

Me.

No one else loves me.

Michigan.

Born here, and haven't yet figured out how I'm going to leave.

No, we got lucky, just a lot of wind and rain. No real damage. How'd you fair?

One of the luckier ones - power was out for about twenty-four hours, and only real damage was a shrub getting broken. Rest of town and the surrounding areas didn't fare so well, though.

Just follow the Yellow brick road.....

Hey...I live about an hour and a half away from the town where they made that movie. I've been there and seen the yellow brick road.

Ro, RoRo...or Evil-Robin

Well, the first two because they're too lazy to spell out r-o-b-i-n and I suppose saying it sounds cute to them.
Evil Robin cause I worked with another gal with the same name and...well, in the end there can be only one.

I design at X-Rite.

The economy took a dump on the children's publisher I once illustrated for...

i'm a girl

cause i've got gurly bits

my soul-mate: Mr. evil-robin.

*see avatar* It's like village of the damned, all grown up. big-boned blue eyed blond WASPs. I married a dutchman to throw them off my scent.

we haven't found an escape route yet...this freaking place is surrounded by water...and I fear hoosiers

What is your most favorite and least favorite food/drink?

What's your general style (eg. colors your like, types of clothes)?

What are your hobbies?

Any siblings/pets?

What kind of dreams do you have?

When people look at you, what's the first thing they notice?

What's your ethnicity/culture?

Have you ever done any charity/volunteer work?

What's the worst/strangest/funniest physical injury you ever had?

If you could travel to any real time/place, where would it be and who is the one person/organism you would want to meet?

If you could travel to any fictional time/place, where would it be and who is the one person/organism you would want to meet?

If you could wish for one thing, what would it be? (And no wishing for more wishes)

Do you remember when you first started posting on Beast Mayhem? What was your experience?

What is your most favorite and least favorite food/drink? Potato Nachos least fav corn..im allergic

What's your general style (eg. colors your like, types of clothes)? Transformer shirts 98% of my shirts are TF

What are your hobbies? Transformers GAMES! ST Books comics ANIME dvds

Any siblings/pets? 3 sibs

What kind of dreams do you have? actectueral and roads

When people look at you, what's the first thing they notice? my wild crazy hair

What's your ethnicity/culture? dont know

Have you ever done any charity/volunteer work? yeah

What's the worst/strangest/funniest physical injury you ever had? way way way to many to list (not a single broken bone though)

If you could travel to any real time/place, where would it be and who is the one person/organism you would want to meet? 1984 myself

If you could travel to any fictional time/place, where would it be and who is the one person/organism you would want to meet? Star Trek Captain Kirk

If you could wish for one thing, what would it be? (And no wishing for more wishes) one of every TF in the world

Do you remember when you first started posting on Beast Mayhem? What was your experience? yeah and the funny thing is it still remains the same post wild crazy stuff just becase you can

What is your most favorite and least favorite food/drink?
Fav-SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!
Least Fav-haven't met one yet

What's your general style (eg. colors your like, types of clothes)?
Eh...whatever is handy I guess. Blue jeans and a clean shirt

What are your hobbies?
Reading books

Any siblings/pets?
Can we count them as the same? I've got two younger sisters and a 13 going on 14 year old cocker spaniel.

What kind of dreams do you have?
None that I can remember. The ones I do remember for some reason involve Power Rangers

When people look at you, what's the first thing they notice?
My eyes

What's your ethnicity/culture?
White/mongrel

Have you ever done any charity/volunteer work?
Not really

What's the worst/strangest/funniest physical injury you ever had?
I ran into the corner of a table at a video store once. I've been pretty damn lucky in the injury department

If you could travel to any real time/place, where would it be and who is the one person/organism you would want to meet?
I'm afraid I'm going to have to place you under arrest for violations of Time Law. Section 14 Paragraph 55.

If you could travel to any fictional time/place, where would it be and who is the one person/organism you would want to meet?
Oh Valdemar and I don't think I'd be leaving.

If you could wish for one thing, what would it be? (And no wishing for more wishes)
more...damn. The ability to fly

Do you remember when you first started posting on Beast Mayhem? What was your experience?
I barely remember what I just wrote here let alone my first Beast Mayhem post.

Ironbite-thar we go.

I like a lot of different food/drinks, but my least favorite stuff includes mushrooms, natto (fermented soy beans) or anko (bead paste).


Colorful, loose, comfortable clothing. Hawaiian shirts and pajama pants are best. On rare occasions I'll go a little goth or dress up.


Drawing, writing, reading, eating, sleeping.


One older brother, one orange cat, three tetra fish, and TMM.


When I remember them, very vivid with color, most often with fantasy elements.


Red/brown hair that's thick and grows fast. I've gotten numerous threats to get scalped for it.


Mutt from all over the damn place. Really.


Food shelter, forest restoration, donating hair/blood. I want to volunteer at an animal shelter but I'm afraid I might end up taking them all home.


When I was doing sprints during PE in my teens, a bone under my left knee slipped out of place. Had to wear a flexible cast and use crutches for a few weeks. The funniest ones I've had (and still have) are random klutz attacks that result in minor injuries.


I'd want to meet Jesus, just to see if he really existed, could do all those things they said he could, and to show him a copy of a Bible and the Church's Doctrines and see if he agrees with it.


Not entirely sure, but possibly Lina from the Slayers anime/novels. If only so I could learn the Dragon Slave.


A job that doesn't involve shady activities. Actually being a good job is a bonus.


I knew TMM before, and he had mentioned the site a number of times. I lurked for awhile before posting, I was quick to note that TMM was mine and to creep people out. I don't remember being hazed or such, and I think I fit in pretty quickly. I also remember flooding the old "hot anime chick!" thread with creepy pics. Some got me warnings.

What is your most favorite and least favorite food/drink?
Favorite food/drink: Pizza/Mountain Dew Game Fuel

What's your general style (eg. colors your like, types of clothes)?
Favorite color: Grey/Teal. Clothes: Hoodie, T-shirt, Blue jeans.

What are your hobbies?
Giant Robots, Anime, Model Kits, Gaming, Reading, Chemistry, Forensic Science.

Any siblings/pets?
One younger brother, and my mom has a bunch of cats.

What kind of dreams do you have?
I don't dream. Seriously.

When people look at you, what's the first thing they notice?
The hell if I know.

What's your ethnicity/culture?
Asian-American

Have you ever done any charity/volunteer work?
At a hosptial gift shop.

What's the worst/strangest/funniest physical injury you ever had?
Kicked in the eye while walking under a monkey bar. "Am I bleeding? AHHH!"

If you could travel to any real time/place, where would it be and who is the one person/organism you would want to meet?
Abe Lincon.

If you could travel to any fictional time/place, where would it be and who is the one person/organism you would want to meet?
Crap, I have too many too list.

If you could wish for one thing, what would it be? (And no wishing for more wishes)
A giant robot, TO SMASH MY ENEMIES.

Do you remember when you first started posting on Beast Mayhem? What was your experience?
I forget.

Favorite:
Food: Plain cheeseburger.
Drink: Pepsi.

Least:
Food: I never did develop a taste for broccoli. It smells so good covered with cheese, but it can never cover up the inherent broccoli taste
Drink: Beer's something I never much cared for.



Pretty casual, jeans and a either a plain shirt, or one with a simple pattern. I was never very fashionable, just as long as I don't look like a total dork in public.



Godzilla is pretty much the most consistent thing in my life. I watch the movies often, and have a ton of toys, books, comics, etc. Unlike most of my other hobbies, it was never something that I got out of for a long period of time.

I also have an active imagination, and am always brainstorming story and character ideas, and sometimes acting them out. I could spend a few hours walking back and forth though the house doing this.



Two older half brothers on my mother's side, though I was never really close with them, as they stayed with their father. Have not had a pet since 2000.



All kinds, usually adventure stuff related to movies. The second most common are those mundane dreams where you don't realize they are dreams, even if something very odd eventually happens.



"Damn, you are tall."



Half white, half Mohawk, though physically I look white.



Not since high school. Back then, being in ROTC, it was always easy to get involved in things like needy family Christmas projects since there were so many people getting involved.



I've been fairly lucky and have avoided most major injury. Probably the funniest was when I was leaving for school in eighth grade during winter, and slipped and fell down my back porch. At least I had a valid reason for missing school that day.



Japan circa the mid sixties to meet Eiji Tsuburaya, the special effects guy of Toho who did the effects for the earlier Godzilla films, and Toho's other sci-fi/monster movies.



Off the top of my head, no clue. Maybe visiting a Jurassic Park gone right.



Anything: Shape shifting.
Realistically: Great artistic skills.



It was probably in 2003, shortly after joining here. It was a nice, fun, laid back place.

What is your most favorite and least favorite food/drink? I like fried potatoes, mild cheeses, curry, rice. Don't like booze.

What's your general style (eg. colors your like, types of clothes)? Utilitarian. I don't like logos or bright colors.

What are your hobbies? What counts as a hobby?

Any siblings/pets? Yes.

What kind of dreams do you have? Varies. Sometimes brain picks out people I see on television and creates weird scenes. Like last night I dreamt I went to the movies with Kurt Angle and George Costanza and we had mini corn dogs. Other times they get really vivid with people I've never seen before having in-depth conversations on subjects I don't even think of awake. Sometimes I'm Batman.

When people look at you, what's the first thing they notice? Probably me.

What's your ethnicity/culture? Cantonese, Irish, Italian, couple other things.

Have you ever done any charity/volunteer work? Once I stopped to dig about two dollars in change out of my pocket to give a guy with a box.

What's the worst/strangest/funniest physical injury you ever had? Once I was staring at light reflections in the floor and walked into a pole. Recently I was dusting a ceiling fan and bumped my forehead on a blade, which then bumped back and forth on my head a few times.

If you could travel to any real time/place, where would it be and who is the one person/organism you would want to meet? I'd travel to the past and kick myself.

If you could travel to any fictional time/place, where would it be and who is the one person/organism you would want to meet? Howard.

If you could wish for one thing, what would it be? (And no wishing for more wishes) I wish for many things. Don't seem to get them.

Do you remember when you first started posting on Beast Mayhem? What was your experience? I think it was like last week. I dunno.

What is your most favorite and least favorite food/drink? Rice/cottage cheese and Scotch/ Buckley's

What's your general style (eg. colors your like, types of clothes)? Red and Blue or Black and white, t-shirt and Jeans, or Shorts if its warm

What are your hobbies? i have a lot

Any siblings/pets? I have a sister, not sure which that is though

What kind of dreams do you have? the falling dream

When people look at you, what's the first thing they notice? what i look like

What's your ethnicity/culture? wasp by birth, Viking by choice

Have you ever done any charity/volunteer work? no

What's the worst/strangest/funniest physical injury you ever had? I broke both thumbs simultaniusly and now they are a knuckle short

If you could travel to any real time/place, where would it be and who is the one person/organism you would want to meet? Desert island +Bast, circa whenever

If you could travel to any fictional time/place, where would it be and who is the one person/organism you would want to meet? Gilligan's Island +Bast, Ginger and Mary-ann, circa when the rest of the castaways were rescued

If you could wish for one thing, what would it be? (And no wishing for more wishes) peace on earth

Do you remember when you first started posting on Beast Mayhem? What was your experience? yes, Nuri was burning Furbies