*a large hoard of chibi Ironbite clones suddenly appears carrying a bunch of construction supplies. They enter a closed off lot and from behind the fence a large cloud of dust is raised as the sound of hammering and sawing and welding is heard from behind the fence*

Nothing to see here folks...check back in a week.

Ironbite-where you will be plesently...surprised.

A WEEK? Don Lamanna, I'll go crazy waiting.

Raptor-Babel?

No one shall guess what they're building!

Ironbite-not even me.

*grabs passing kitty-cat and PUNCHES IT IN THE FACE!!!*

:::watches the punched cat morph into a massive beast and rip Malikon limb from limb, then bat his head around the floor like a ball of yarn:::

You MONSTER.

Mayhem is a kitty-cat friendly place...all I have to say to you is... PREPARE TO DIE!

you wouldn't say that if you'd seen that cat rape and murder my family.

It had to die.

I've been wandering the earth looking for it for 20 years. It was the 6 fingered cat. Believe me, I just saved the world.

.................yeah fraid I'll have to kill you now.

Ironbite-*takes out RHHG and aims it at Malikon*

this is my reward for saving you all from the evilness that would've consumed your very souls.

Must be in America.

*runs away to go eat abortion donuts from Krispy Kreme*

Hey! You got a permit for dis?

We don't need no stinkin' permits.

Also you don't want to enforce any rules with them...they're like Critters. They will strip you to the bone in seconds.

Ironbite-kinda fun to watch really.

Kitties good. References to P&R threads bad.

*A drone calls up one of the drones that is stalking observing the chibi Ironbite clones.*

Lead Drone: So what are they building?

Stalking Drone: I can't tell you.

Lead Drone: What?!?!

Stalking Drone: They made me sign a no disclosure thingy.... A smeggin' gag order!

Lead Drone: Frack! What a bunch of felgercarb!!!

*hands Ironbite a clipboard*

Jus' sign dis here form, and this site'll be clear for ya to do whatever ya want.

...........Uh, I'm not the one in charge. *points at the chibi clones* They are.

Ironbite-idiot.

They're clones! You all look da same!

*hands the clipboard to the chibi clones*

Sign dis here document.

*clones look at Clench, then the form. All of them smile, hidiously evil looking smiles then proceed to swarm Clench. When they swarm off to go back to work, all that's left is the clipboard, convenintly signed Hug Off*

*revives Clench with a Phoenix Down*

It's dangerous to go out. Here, take this sword.

Told you they're vicious little huggers.

Ironbite-I'd get out while you still can.

Do you realize just how high the Cat-Girl population is?

It had to be clones... CLONES!!!!
Then throw in the chibi thing.... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

And now thats going to raise the Chibi population around here...


Sheesh have no one thought about a Census?

Have you not realized that all of us lost our souls along time ago? That's why we're still here.


So...?

*more sawing, drilling, welding, banging is heard from the behind the fence*

*puts down tool box and tank*

Someone called a Welder?

HEY CHIBI CLONES YOU ALMOST DONE THERE?

*a lot more building sounds is heard, also what appears to be a structure is seen coming up behind the fence but what it is...no one knows*

...good enough answer I guess.

Ironbite-did I ever give them the ability to talk?

I bet they are building a shrine for their Raptor Jesus.

The last time they did that I ended up causing the Dinosaurs to go extinct.

Ironbite-what can I say, a giant magnet will attract an asteroid when it's tuned right.

I'd rather put up with the chibi-clones adorable visciousness than the drones constant hug-ups. Maybe if you guys were cute, I would put up with you too.

If it turns out to be a statue of Carol Channing nude, I quit.

Maybe it's Mrs Fletcher......

Damn my over-active imagination.

The feeling's mutual.

Your time is up.

Or Bette Midler.

That's an improvement.

Wasn't it some space freighter that crashed into the planet that killed the dinosaurs? Luckily it got rid of some whiny smeghead of a kid.

Guys, GUYS! Who the hell cares what the chibi-raptors are building? They're chibi-raptors! I find them far more interesting and cute than whatever they're building.

And Hornet becomes more creepy then I could imagine.....

Considering some of the stuff we've seen you come up with (with that imagination)... That really scares us.

You saw nothing.....

And you want to know why Ironbite created chibi clones of himself? He's going to use them as his army when he goes to war against Symbol-hime and her loli hordes. And believe me, he fully intends to take as many prisoners as possible.

*the fencing suddenly falls away and a gigantic steel domed structure containing every type of ring known to mankind is revealed. Ironbite is seen standing admist the thing with a mic in his hand*

LADIES AND GENTELMEN! AND THOSE WHO ARE BOTH! I WELCOME YOU TO THE MAYHEM DOME! THE PLACE WHERE ALL FIGHTS ARE CARRIED OUT! THE PLACE WHERE ARGUMENTS OVER WEATHER OR NOT ABRIVIATIONS COUNT IN SCRABBLE ARE SETTLED! THE PLACE....WHERE TWO PEOPLE ENTER AND ONE PERSON LEAVES. THEN A LITTLE WHILE LATER, THE OTHER PERSON LEAVES! I GIVE YOU...MAYHEM DOME!

Ironbite-what were you expecting anyways?

Oh and Hornet.....

Ironbite-you don't want any of the chibiclones....they'll rip you to shreds.

*chibiclones suddenly swarm over Hornet. After they swarm off, nothing of the definition of fail is left*

See what I mean?

Ironbite-oh and the Chibiclones love Surpriseloli!. Lolis are their main "love" interests.