Devcon you enter the door to the north, the pungent smell of mildew permeates the air.

GET YE FLASK!

I cheese DENNIS

What about the Temp?

As TMM would so eloquently say:

*fart*

you all take charles grodan in damage and make me a hutzphuah save.

<old joke alert>
JESUS SAVES!!! The rest of you take full damage.

LIES!

I have a Cloak of Plot Device +pie.

but its negated by the turbonium dragon's aura of the DM's an ass.

I steal the mildew.

the mildew dose catfish to you. your now a right wing liberal fish zombie.

I bite you and turn you into another right wing liberal fish zombie.

*Rolls a d100*

*rolls a d3*

::Rolls a D6::

WTF? Can someone explain how I can get an UNMODIFIED -2?

from your class: Canadian. everything you roll ends up as a -2 but you get a +2 against maple syrup and qualify for the lumberjack prestige class.

I've heard of that class. Is it true that their armor rating becomes higher if they wear clothing of the opposite gender?

I thought it was a higher charisma rating.

Oh sure. Get the "He's French Canadian so he's a lumberjack" jokes out in the open.

At least I'm not an Alberta cowboy.

or a novi scotian lobster hawker. they get =5 to their smells like cat vomit trait.

Stop whining, at least you're not a newfoundlander.

Bah, enough of this hodgepodge. What the heck are you guys talking about? It's like trying to decode the Bible with a Herring!

And I was only raised in Kansas, so I get the Superman clause...

Granted that means I get ungodly amounts of power and yet everyone likes the Batman more then me....

Well Newfoundland is pretty much as backwards as Kansas(if not more so) but without the religious bigotry.

Yep, I guess that means I get Bible Thumping II for free....

no you get the rainbow raider clause. they changed it in 7th eidition. also gelatinous cube is a base race now.


dont mind him hes hornet.


only if you spent the 3 points for lalala im not listening.

Holy crap, there are Two Skyshadows! There's only one way to determine who is the imposter: Can either of you fly?

It's the same Skyshadow, he just got stuck in a time warp.

He's in a time warp? Has he seen the future?

HE HAS SEEN ALL HE KNOWS ALL HE IS EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE AT THE SAME TIME HE IS THE ALPHA HE IS THE OMEGA 3!!

while TMM's away anyways.

He's been playing with Dr Frankenstein's machine again.

i dont know what your talking about Bee



they were wrong it was 2 jumps to the left


yes and your not in it.

sweet im BW megatron with a penguin alt mode.


which machine there are several... hello bride of frankenstein.

Don't make me steal Mxyzptlk's powers and god mod this to death!!!

Apparently no one has heard of doing the Time Warp...

you can't steal devcon's powers! maybe Phages but not devcons.

With Mxyzptlk's powers I could steal Kal's powers... Heck I could rule the internet!!!! Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!!

That's if I wasn't so blasted lazy.

Did it, but I gave the powers back to Kal after having him do some odd jobs, and getting me the meanest shot of Rum.... I'm not sure what was in it, but when I woke up after being knocked in the head with the bottle, he had his powers back.

At least until one of the mode bitchedits your post to say "kltpzyxm", causing you to disappear from Mayhem.

You know thats going to happen, it's guaranteed!

Another reason why I was always too lazy to steal those powers.

So am I Cryotek or Tripredacus or the Quintessons or what? Goddamn continuities...

worse. your Simon Furman.

My sledgehammer hangs over your skull like some vast, predatory bird.

Now this would be a good fight.... if its not one sided. However this is a Mod and a Meme thread.

then i have to thread necromancy this thread, I Can Do No Less!

Obviously, you never did want to live forever.

I thought I killed it! But now it lives again!

It gets up and kills! The Mayhemer it kills gets up and kills!

Better to FIGHT AND DIE-- than live with the knowledge that I let this thread reach page 5!

Bah! Your dreams of stopping this thread shall soon be over--FINISHED!!!!

What are you playing at mollusk?!