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10 May 2013
I need to say the following:
DO NOT DISTURB
DO NOT KNOCK
DO NOT RING DOORBELL
I'd appreciate any help. I don't want to trust an online translator because I could end up asking people to drop off dog poop umbrellas or something...lol
27 Apr 2013
Our services are available to anyone with fully cremated remains.
Holy Smoke does not perform funeral services or cremations.
The process of having cremated ash placed in live ammunition begins when you contact us. You tell us what type of hunting or shooting that the decedent practiced and we can help you decide what will best suit your needs. Feel free to email us, call us at (251) 213-1211 or (251) 232-4414 or complete the proposal form on our Buy Holy Smoke page, and we will gladly discuss the options (caliber, gauge, etc.) available to you. We are here to serve you and want to simplify the ordering process as much as possible.
Once the caliber, gauge and other ammunition parameters have been selected, we will ask you (by way of your funeral service provider) to send approximately one pound of the decedents ash to us. Upon receiving the ashes our professional and reverent staff will place a measured portion of ash into each shotshell or cartridge. (Please note that our process uses only a portion of the ash from a typical cremation.)
Example: 1 Pound of ash is enough to produce 250 shotshells (one case).
Our return shipment to the sender will be the finished ammunition, boxed in available labeled ammunition boxes. We also offer mantle-worthy wooden carriers with engraved name plates. Your return shipment will also include any unused ash in a separate, labeled container.
[edit note]THIS IS NOT A POST FOR GUN CONTROL DEBATING. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ARGUING THAT ISSUE IN THIS THREAD.
18 Apr 2013
So - on a whim - I thought I would register again on one of those adoption registry sites because when I did it before the internet wasn't nearly as connected as it is now.
Within a couple of hours I got an email from someone on the site who found an account registered back in 2005 that matched all the information in mine. Part of that email also had the username the person chose for the account.
So, I figured I'd plug the married name of this person and Arizona into Google. Right at the top was the site goodreads.com and THE SAME USERNAME. So, I messaged her through goodreads and she got right back to me within the hour.
We've compared notes on everything and everything matches. ALL our information and stories...everything.
I think I found the daughter I gave up for adoption when I was a teenager and she's been looking for me!
We're going to do a DNA test to make certain, but it surely looks as though we've been reunited.
I'm still in shock!
16 Apr 2013
Kids snort the darndest things.
The "condom challenge" is the newest, most disturbing YouTube trend in which young kids snort condoms and then pull them out of their mouths. Yes, it's as gross as it sounds.
Though videos surfaced online as early as October, the challenge recently picked up speed with one YouTube user's post, where a girl completes the challenge while blasting Taylor Swift's "22" in the background -- probably not what the singer had in mind when she wrote the song.
We at HuffPost Weird News hope that by looking through a slideshow of teens snorting condoms, you will be horrified into never trying it -- or allowing others to try it.
Just doing my duty to spread the warning so none of you try this and end up in the hospital looking like an idiot...lol
Seriously, our children have too much time on their hands.
Also, who would even THINK of doing this in the first place? What's wrong with people?
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