 Pizza Hut's new hot dog-stuffed crust... and now, CHEESEBURGER crust on page 8..., Yeah, you just read that. |
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 Apr 10 2012, 04:18 PM
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 formerly chris parasyte Group: Citizen Posts: 8,591 Joined: 25-November 02 From: Calgary, AB - Canada Member No.: 1,754  |
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QUOTE Hot-dog-stuffed pizza crusts are a thing now, and society is going to have to shoulder some of the blame for this one. We laughed at the Taco Bell Dorito taco shell; we maybe even tried the KFC Double Down. Should there have been an intervention the first time someone fried a Mars bar? This pizza is real; it’s right there on the bottom of Pizza Hut U.K.’s delivery menu. And it isn’t a pizza crust with hot dog seasoning, or with diced hot dogs mixed in. It’s a regular pizza with a giant hot dog threaded through the crust like elastic through the waistband of society's pants. Can I just say... HLORFF!!! Who thought this was a good idea? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-kicker.gif) This post has been edited by BeltlineYYC: Apr 24 2012, 10:45 AM -------------------- QUOTE(Fender Bender @ Jan 7 2013, 11:04 PM)  QUOTE(Liege @ Jan 7 2013, 11:55 PM) What happens at Botcon... ......gets put into Shortpacked? |
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Apr 10 2012, 04:21 PM
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 Yes, me. Me, me, me. Me too!  Group: Supporter Posts: 25,139 Joined: 22-December 04 From: Huntington, WV Member No.: 5,666 Faction: Autobot |
Wow. That's terrible.
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Apr 10 2012, 04:39 PM
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 Group: Citizen Posts: 3,549 Joined: 4-March 05 From: Long Island, New York Member No.: 6,131 Faction: Free Agent |
Japan already did it.
http://www.wtfjapanseriously.com/2010/03/p...-hut-japan.html (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-hotrod.gif) And people call Americans fat.... QUOTE(BeltlineYYC @ Apr 10 2012, 05:18 PM) QUOTE Hot-dog-stuffed pizza crusts are a thing now, and society is going to have to shoulder some of the blame for this one. We laughed at the Taco Bell Dorito taco shell; we maybe even tried the KFC Double Down. Should there have been an intervention the first time someone fried a Mars bar? Oh right, those still exist. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-wildride.gif) Carry on. -------------------- |
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Apr 10 2012, 04:48 PM
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 Derpin' Derpin' Derpin'! Group: Citizen Posts: 12,910 Joined: 19-July 05 From: Little Rock, AR Member No.: 6,887 |
One more reason why I man up and always go for carryout from a local pizzeria instead of caving into delivery from... them.
Genuinely delicious pizza is worth the inconvenience of driving to pick it up, especially when the alternative is something with a secret hot dog filling. And I tried the dorito taco out of curiosity. It was a taco dusted in dorito powder, making it really, really dry. I did not enjoy myself. -------------------- Hey, check out one of my sites!
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Apr 10 2012, 04:52 PM
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 Living in Austin now!!! Group: Citizen Posts: 5,316 Joined: 12-January 02 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 282 Faction: Autobot |
gah!
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Apr 10 2012, 05:12 PM
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 Myastur Mispellur Group: Citizen Posts: 12,121 Joined: 12-January 02 From: TF Count 900+ Member No.: 246 Faction: Free Agent |
Mmmmm Dubble Down
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Apr 10 2012, 05:15 PM
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 That one perfect moment Group: Citizen Posts: 14,086 Joined: 21-July 05 From: The Land of Confusion Member No.: 6,915 Faction: Maximal |
Uh...it's not actually a taco shell with a dusting of Dorito cheese. It's a Dortio chip made into a taco shell.
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Apr 10 2012, 05:17 PM
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 God of a Thousand Forms Group: Citizen Posts: 22,377 Joined: 26-February 06 From: Tartarus Member No.: 7,941 |
Gross. How the hell can people eat that much food?
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Apr 10 2012, 05:19 PM
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Yes, me. Me, me, me. Me too! Group: Supporter Posts: 25,139 Joined: 22-December 04 From: Huntington, WV Member No.: 5,666 Faction: Autobot |
I sure as hell don't want that pizza, so I dunno. I don't like Pizza Hut anyway.
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Apr 10 2012, 05:20 PM
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 I burned out my eyes, I cut off my tounge. Group: Citizen Posts: 9,374 Joined: 10-April 04 From: Spencer, WV Member No.: 4,413 |
That sounds absolutely nauseating
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Apr 10 2012, 05:23 PM
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 Commissions! cheetimus@cheetimus.com Group: Forum Moderator Posts: 33,980 Joined: 3-January 03 From: Baltimore Member No.: 1,895 Faction: RIBFIR |
So confused...
My brain tells me that's insane. My taste buds tell me that would be an odd taste at the end of a slice of pizza. My stomach loves everything equally. WHAT AM I GOING TO DOOOOO?!?!?!?! --------------------  |
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Apr 10 2012, 05:25 PM
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 Novus ordo seclorum Group: Forum Moderator Posts: 41,293 Joined: 18-June 03 From: Westlake, OH Member No.: 3,012 Faction: RIBFIR |
If it were available here I'd probably try it.
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Apr 10 2012, 05:26 PM
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Commissions! cheetimus@cheetimus.com Group: Forum Moderator Posts: 33,980 Joined: 3-January 03 From: Baltimore Member No.: 1,895 Faction: RIBFIR |
Yeah, I'll try most things at least once.
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Apr 10 2012, 05:45 PM
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 You don't want me to use my feet. Group: Citizen Posts: 9,782 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Somewhere, over a rainbow. Member No.: 11,067 Faction: RIRFIB |
I like the Dorito Taco well enough, but this sounds like a hideously bad idea.
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Apr 10 2012, 05:55 PM
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 Slightly Off Group: Supporter Posts: 30,137 Joined: 24-January 04 From: Nebraska Member No.: 4,016 Faction: Autobot |
*Eating Hot Dogs presently*
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Apr 10 2012, 05:58 PM
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 Support Marriage Equality Group: Citizen Posts: 11,916 Joined: 5-February 02 From: Right behind you.... Member No.: 604 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
Um....not.
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Apr 10 2012, 06:05 PM
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 Guess who's back? Back again! Group: Supporter Posts: 4,683 Joined: 14-March 05 From: Miami, Humidityville Member No.: 6,219 |
...sure why not!?
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Apr 10 2012, 06:15 PM
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Slightly Off Group: Supporter Posts: 30,137 Joined: 24-January 04 From: Nebraska Member No.: 4,016 Faction: Autobot |
It's just a pig in a blanket at the end of a Pizza slice. It's not exactly some strange, unheard of confection.
It'd just be greasy, since that's what Pizza Hut mostly is. This post has been edited by Rust: Apr 10 2012, 06:17 PM -------------------- Nobody knows what we're for only what we're against when we judge the wounded
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Apr 10 2012, 06:40 PM
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 Reluctant Specialist Group: Supporter Posts: 7,305 Joined: 21-December 01 Member No.: 41 |
I'm incredibly selective about the hot dogs I'll eat. I seriously doubt what they'd fill a pizza crust with would meet my criteria.
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Apr 10 2012, 06:47 PM
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 The original darkstream since 2003! Group: Supporter Posts: 19,597 Joined: 18-October 03 From: Aka K.I.R.A. Member No.: 3,718 Faction: Minicon |
i dont eat pizza so this isnt even on my radar.
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