 Bay's ninja turtles movie, Not..mutants? |
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 Mar 18 2012, 06:33 PM
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 God of a Thousand Forms Group: Citizen Posts: 22,865 Joined: 26-February 06 From: Tartarus Member No.: 7,941  |
Well!
QUOTE When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable. So yeah, they're not Mutants. Or technically turtles, I guess. This post has been edited by Hora Hora: Mar 18 2012, 06:35 PM -------------------- Zi gong, a disciple of Confucius, asked: "Is there any one word that could guide a person throughout life?" The Master replied: "How about 'shu' [reciprocity]: never impose on others what you would not choose for yourself?" --Confucius, Analects XV.24 |
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Mar 18 2012, 06:38 PM
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 I AM THE PUMPKIN KING!!! Group: Citizen Posts: 9,130 Joined: 23-December 01 Member No.: 105 |
Or technically Ninja's. They'll be some sort of Space Ninjas.
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Mar 18 2012, 06:39 PM
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  Group: Supporter Posts: 11,070 Joined: 26-October 03 Member No.: 3,787 |
wow thats big change.
Guess TF fans can't bitch anymore. the Turtles fans have it worse (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-waspy.gif) |
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Mar 18 2012, 06:47 PM
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 Chopper Face 69 Group: Supporter Posts: 10,403 Joined: 6-March 03 From: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Member No.: 2,450 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
We'll see if they're even teenagers.
I'm not sure I'd call it Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles movie any more than Transformers are Stephen Spielberg's Transformers movies. --------------------  |
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Mar 18 2012, 06:55 PM
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 I've got WIIIIIINGS! Group: Citizen Posts: 4,568 Joined: 18-May 02 Member No.: 1,005 Faction: Equestrian |
QUOTE(Caldwin @ Jun 5 2010, 04:40 PM)  QUOTE(Ginrai @ Jun 2 2010, 09:29 PM) Did you guys hear that Michael Bay's production company is now in charge of the new film with Nickelodeon? Great! Well, that's another child hood memory raped.QUOTE(Vicious @ Jun 6 2010, 04:15 PM) So, Casey Jones will be an awkward High School kid, April the trampy looking bimbo next door, and the Turtles themselves show up halfway into the movie, and joke about Splinter needing viagra. Karai will walk around in a bikini and we'll get plenty of ball jokes when they unveil the codpiece they've added to the Shredder's ensemble. QUOTE(DrSpengler @ Jun 6 2010, 04:27 PM) Well, I think the saving grace here may be that it's "Michael Bay's production company" and not "directed by Michael Bay". Bay co-produced all the Platinum Dunes/New Line horror films and they didn't reek of any of the Bay-isms some are dreading. Granted, some of them were lousy due to the directors working on them, but not directly because of anything Bay-himself did. So just because it's being produced by one of Bay's companies, so long as Bay-himself isn't directing, I'm not too worried yet. Vicious, thanks for your support. Spengs, I love ya, but I gotta say it..."told ya so." Bay, I hate you. I could fill a book, but let me just say, die. Die die die die......DIE! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-kicker.gif) -------------------- They're wings. I have wings now. Wings are cool.
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Mar 18 2012, 06:58 PM
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 Slightly Off Group: Supporter Posts: 30,434 Joined: 24-January 04 From: Nebraska Member No.: 4,016 Faction: Autobot |
I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As though millions of 90s kids cried out in terror...
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Mar 18 2012, 07:03 PM
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 Novus ordo seclorum Group: Forum Moderator Posts: 41,582 Joined: 18-June 03 From: Westlake, OH Member No.: 3,012 Faction: RIBFIR |
Thank God he never got his hands on Transformers...
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Mar 18 2012, 07:09 PM
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I've got WIIIIIINGS! Group: Citizen Posts: 4,568 Joined: 18-May 02 Member No.: 1,005 Faction: Equestrian |
Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over!
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Mar 18 2012, 07:14 PM
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 Derpin' Derpin' Derpin'! Group: Citizen Posts: 12,933 Joined: 19-July 05 From: Little Rock, AR Member No.: 6,887 |
QUOTE(Hora Hora @ Mar 18 2012, 07:33 PM) Well! QUOTE When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable. So yeah, they're not Mutants. Or technically turtles, I guess. I'm hoping that by "alien" he didn't mean it like "space aliens", but more along the lines of "bizarre outsiders". -------------------- Hey, check out one of my sites!
PelleCreepy Horror movie reviews galore! TMNT Entity Vintage Ninja Turtle manga in English and comic reviews! Adventures in Poor Taste! Articles on pop culture, cartoons and comics! -Spengs |
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Mar 18 2012, 07:22 PM
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QUOTE(Caldwin @ Mar 19 2012, 08:09 AM) Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over! will be domesticated cats that are stuck by lightning that turns them into furries |
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Mar 18 2012, 07:38 PM
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 True Blue Heroes Group: Citizen Posts: 24,706 Joined: 12-January 02 Member No.: 280 |
I don't trust anything this man says in advance about his films.
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Mar 18 2012, 07:46 PM
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 Commissions! cheetimus@cheetimus.com Group: Forum Moderator Posts: 34,765 Joined: 3-January 03 From: Baltimore Member No.: 1,895 Faction: RIBFIR |
QUOTE(Razorsaw @ Mar 18 2012, 08:38 PM) I don't trust anything this man says in advance about his films. Bingo. He's an admitted liar so we'll see. --------------------  |
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Mar 18 2012, 07:51 PM
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Chopper Face 69 Group: Supporter Posts: 10,403 Joined: 6-March 03 From: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Member No.: 2,450 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
QUOTE(Goblez @ Mar 18 2012, 08:22 PM) QUOTE(Caldwin @ Mar 19 2012, 08:09 AM) Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over! will be domesticated cats that are stuck by lightning that turns them into furries So TMNT uses the Thundercats backstory, and Thundercats uses the TMNT backstory? -------------------- |
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Mar 18 2012, 07:56 PM
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QUOTE(Adam @ Mar 19 2012, 08:51 AM) QUOTE(Goblez @ Mar 18 2012, 08:22 PM) QUOTE(Caldwin @ Mar 19 2012, 08:09 AM) Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over! will be domesticated cats that are stuck by lightning that turns them into furries So TMNT uses the Thundercats backstory, and Thundercats uses the TMNT backstory? Its only fair |
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Mar 18 2012, 08:33 PM
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 Group: Supporter Posts: 2,111 Joined: 14-July 11 From: Dublin, OH Member No.: 14,614 Faction: Autobot |
Why is this idiot still allowed to make movies? If you don't want to make a TMNT movie, Bay, then DON'T MAKE A TMNT MOVIE! You don't have to jive all over the property. He's worse than Uwe Boll, because at least that guy never got his dirty dumbass mitts on A-list properties.
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Mar 18 2012, 08:49 PM
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 Soundwave is colorblind Group: Citizen Posts: 4,360 Joined: 20-November 03 Member No.: 3,948 Faction: RIBFIR |
QUOTE(DrSpengler @ Mar 18 2012, 07:14 PM) QUOTE(Hora Hora @ Mar 18 2012, 07:33 PM) Well! QUOTE When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable. So yeah, they're not Mutants. Or technically turtles, I guess. I'm hoping that by "alien" he didn't mean it like "space aliens", but more along the lines of "bizarre outsiders". Or he could have been referring to cause of their mutation as being alien in origin. --------------------  |
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Mar 18 2012, 08:58 PM
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 More than a little ridiculous! Group: Supporter Posts: 6,731 Joined: 29-November 08 Member No.: 12,138 Faction: Cannonball's Pirate Crew |
^I'm with those two.
Alien doesn't always mean from outer space, just different than human...or what we're used to. The man can't be that stupid. -------------------- |
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Mar 18 2012, 09:01 PM
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QUOTE(Benbot @ Mar 18 2012, 09:33 PM) Why is this idiot still allowed to make movies? ... Don't you know? He's awesome—Just ask him.--------------------  |
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Mar 18 2012, 09:02 PM
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I've got WIIIIIINGS! Group: Citizen Posts: 4,568 Joined: 18-May 02 Member No.: 1,005 Faction: Equestrian |
QUOTE(Zek @ Mar 18 2012, 09:58 PM) The man can't be that stupid. Have you seen his movies?-------------------- They're wings. I have wings now. Wings are cool.
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Mar 18 2012, 09:13 PM
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 Razzaroo Group: Citizen Posts: 5,317 Joined: 13-January 02 Member No.: 294 Faction: Free Agent |
QUOTE(Benbot @ Mar 19 2012, 12:33 AM) Why is this idiot still allowed to make movies? If you don't want to make a TMNT movie, Bay, then DON'T MAKE A TMNT MOVIE! You don't have to jive all over the property. He's worse than Uwe Boll, because at least that guy never got his dirty dumbass mitts on A-list properties. Because the movies he makes do very well. -------------------- I finally got rid of that big white box.
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