 How do I cure bacon? |
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 Jan 1 2012, 10:20 PM
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 The Intellectual Savior of the Masses Group: Citizen Posts: 18,245 Joined: 24-August 02 Member No.: 1,385 Faction: Lesbian Ninja  |
Cause I really do like bacon.
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Jan 1 2012, 10:54 PM
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 Rogue Agent Causing Madness & Mirth Group: Protoform Posts: 9 Joined: 28-May 07 Member No.: 10,272 Faction: Free Agent |
Kevin Bacon?
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Jan 1 2012, 11:46 PM
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The Intellectual Savior of the Masses Group: Citizen Posts: 18,245 Joined: 24-August 02 Member No.: 1,385 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
QUOTE(Rogue Drone @ Jan 1 2012, 07:54 PM)  Kevin Bacon? Nah, he's incurable. -------------------- |
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Jan 1 2012, 11:56 PM
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 Rogue Decepticon  Group: Supporter Posts: 2,022 Joined: 18-January 02 Member No.: 418 Faction: Decepticon |
There is no cure for bacon.
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Jan 2 2012, 12:21 AM
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 IT'S AN ESSER Group: Citizen Posts: 30,094 Joined: 13-April 04 From: Findlay, OH. Member No.: 4,424 Faction: Free Agent |
The only cure...
Is more cowbell. -------------------- |
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Jan 2 2012, 12:43 AM
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The Intellectual Savior of the Masses Group: Citizen Posts: 18,245 Joined: 24-August 02 Member No.: 1,385 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
Cow Bacon.
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Jan 2 2012, 01:27 AM
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 I didn't get to mace a single bear last summer :( Group: Protoform Posts: 524 Joined: 15-May 06 From: a cardboard box Member No.: 8,282 Faction: Free Agent |
this is how you cure bacon
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Jan 2 2012, 01:28 AM
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The Intellectual Savior of the Masses Group: Citizen Posts: 18,245 Joined: 24-August 02 Member No.: 1,385 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
THANK you.
I'll eat good tomorrow. -------------------- |
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Jan 2 2012, 01:41 AM
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I didn't get to mace a single bear last summer :( Group: Protoform Posts: 524 Joined: 15-May 06 From: a cardboard box Member No.: 8,282 Faction: Free Agent |
more happy news, my emo seems to have been cured
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Jan 2 2012, 01:42 AM
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The Intellectual Savior of the Masses Group: Citizen Posts: 18,245 Joined: 24-August 02 Member No.: 1,385 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
Kosher Salt solves everything, I swear.
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Jan 2 2012, 01:55 AM
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 You don't want me to use my feet. Group: Citizen Posts: 9,790 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Somewhere, over a rainbow. Member No.: 11,067 Faction: RIRFIB |
I thought you cured bacon with melted cheddar cheese.
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Jan 2 2012, 07:39 AM
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 In Bwitest day, In Bwackest Night... Wheeee!!! Group: Forum Moderator Posts: 9,345 Joined: 27-January 02 From: Quebec City, PQ, Canada Member No.: 533 Faction: RIBFIR |
"This is 100% grade-A dark maple syrrup. And I'm sure those of you who live in states or countries that produce Maple Syrrup would agree with me"
No I don't. I've seen the stuff and this was not nearly thick enough to be what he claims. So much for his claim of authenticity. -------------------- |
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Jan 2 2012, 09:18 AM
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 D-69 Even on Krypton Group: Citizen Posts: 19,735 Joined: 17-January 03 From: Ontario Canada Member No.: 1,958 Faction: Decepticon |
I love it when people say 100%... in this case what else could it be?
there's a horrible ring of illegal Sappers out there cutting their Maple syrup with 50% Hickory drippings? --------------------  |
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Jan 2 2012, 10:03 AM
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 The artist formerly known as Hornet Group: Citizen Posts: 10,229 Joined: 9-February 04 From: New Gaia Member No.: 4,189 Faction: Free Agent |
Oh yeah, we're really sticking it to muslim extremists by flaunting how much we love to eat the most unkosher food listed in the Koran, that'll teach 'em to try and ruin our way of life. Bacon is freedom food, ain't no better way to express the freedoms muslim extremists hate so much than by eating bacon.
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Jan 2 2012, 10:19 AM
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 Local Dinosaur Enthusiast Group: Citizen Posts: 6,345 Joined: 24-October 07 From: Dinotopia Member No.: 10,981 Faction: Autobot |
"Bacon is delicious" is a good enough reason, Hornet, stop being silly.
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Jan 2 2012, 11:07 AM
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The artist formerly known as Hornet Group: Citizen Posts: 10,229 Joined: 9-February 04 From: New Gaia Member No.: 4,189 Faction: Free Agent |
If you can't be silly in Mayhem, where can you?
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Jan 2 2012, 11:23 AM
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 Yes, me. Me, me, me. Me too! Group: Supporter Posts: 25,177 Joined: 22-December 04 From: Huntington, WV Member No.: 5,666 Faction: Autobot |
QUOTE(Daggor @ Jan 1 2012, 11:56 PM) There is no cure for bacon. Man, if THIS response had not been within the first 5, I'd have been sorely disappointed. --------------------  |
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Jan 2 2012, 11:47 AM
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 Get some! Group: Owner Posts: 51,582 Joined: 13-December 01 Member No.: 1 Faction: Cannonball's Pirate Crew |
I was disappointed it because it was to have been my response.
So I guess I'll have to go with my back up response of: With more bacon. |
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Jan 2 2012, 01:00 PM
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Rogue Agent Causing Madness & Mirth Group: Protoform Posts: 9 Joined: 28-May 07 Member No.: 10,272 Faction: Free Agent |
So how many degrees away from Kevin Bacon is bacon?
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Jan 2 2012, 01:05 PM
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I didn't get to mace a single bear last summer :( Group: Protoform Posts: 524 Joined: 15-May 06 From: a cardboard box Member No.: 8,282 Faction: Free Agent |
QUOTE(Bug-Saw @ Jan 2 2012, 10:03 AM) Oh yeah, we're really sticking it to muslim extremists by flaunting how much we love to eat the most unkosher food listed in the Koran, that'll teach 'em to try and ruin our way of life. Bacon is freedom food, ain't no better way to express the freedoms muslim extremists hate so much than by eating bacon. Muslims eat Halal; Jews eat Kosher. Also, stop being a giant [feminine irrigation] bag. This post has been edited by Oppropro: Jan 2 2012, 04:24 PM -------------------- no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog |
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