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![]() Rogue Agent Causing Madness & Mirth Group: Protoform Posts: 9 Joined: 28-May 07 Member No.: 10,272 Faction: Free Agent |
*A hundred rogue drones start partying on Devcon's lawn.*
PARTY!!!!!!!!! This post has been edited by Rogue Drone: Nov 19 2012, 01:17 PM -------------------- |
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Writes fic because real life sucks so hard it leaves hickies Group: Citizen Posts: 70 Joined: 2-April 07 From: The Sticks, which is just up the road from The Boonies Member No.: 10,085 Faction: Decepticon |
*pitches a tent in the bushes & readies the camera for blackmail material*
-------------------- Suck it up, walk it off, and don't whine. Everybody in the house has a drawer with several "friendless" socks in it. Eah time I do the laundry and find a lonely sock I say "Aww, you lost your friend didn't you?" and I gently fold it and place it in the drawer hoping it finds a new "friend." After awhile they make "friends" with the other abandoned socks and become a new mismatched couple. No one notices that they aren't the same. We're all just happy to see our socks have "friends" again. Give it a try, your socks can make new "friends" too. I've noticed the red and blue socks make the best "friends". ~ jnmcksmom, WPLH "Nothing say I LOVE YOU like a clean toilet to throw up in when you're sick." FlyLady Random Schleppage & TMI of the Slightly-Mad Seeker |
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![]() In Bwitest day, In Bwackest Night... Wheeee!!! Group: Forum Moderator Posts: 9,330 Joined: 27-January 02 From: Quebec City, PQ, Canada Member No.: 533 Faction: RIBFIR |
Make sure you get rid of the recently fallen snow. Can't see the lawn anymore.
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![]() The power of metal, unchained Group: Citizen Posts: 13,569 Joined: 25-January 04 From: South of Heaven, north of Hell Member No.: 4,035 Faction: Unicron's Spawn |
:::snaps fingers; rogue drones begin chain-exploding until there's a nice even coat of scrap metal:::
There, now you can't see the snow either. -------------------- ![]() |
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![]() That one perfect moment Group: Citizen Posts: 14,085 Joined: 21-July 05 From: The Land of Confusion Member No.: 6,915 Faction: Maximal |
*puts down fresh lawn*
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![]() Feeling like myselves again. Group: Citizen Posts: 19,680 Joined: 17-January 03 From: Ontario Canada Member No.: 1,958 Faction: Decepticon |
snows all melted again over at my lawn.. but nobody ever goes there because it just has a tree, and the back one just has a Rhubarb bush
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![]() Rogue Agent Causing Madness & Mirth Group: Protoform Posts: 9 Joined: 28-May 07 Member No.: 10,272 Faction: Free Agent |
*A thousand rogue drones pop up and start camping out on Devcon's lawn.*
Anyone seen Devconman? -------------------- |
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![]() I didn't get to mace a single bear last summer :( Group: Protoform Posts: 524 Joined: 15-May 06 From: a cardboard box Member No.: 8,282 Faction: Free Agent |
I've seen his cardboard cut out, does that count?
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![]() Feeling like myselves again. Group: Citizen Posts: 19,680 Joined: 17-January 03 From: Ontario Canada Member No.: 1,958 Faction: Decepticon |
YEAH CAMPERS!
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Writes fic because real life sucks so hard it leaves hickies Group: Citizen Posts: 70 Joined: 2-April 07 From: The Sticks, which is just up the road from The Boonies Member No.: 10,085 Faction: Decepticon |
*eyes the lawn. hooks an industrial size container of Hasta-Gro up to the sprinklers*
-------------------- Suck it up, walk it off, and don't whine. Everybody in the house has a drawer with several "friendless" socks in it. Eah time I do the laundry and find a lonely sock I say "Aww, you lost your friend didn't you?" and I gently fold it and place it in the drawer hoping it finds a new "friend." After awhile they make "friends" with the other abandoned socks and become a new mismatched couple. No one notices that they aren't the same. We're all just happy to see our socks have "friends" again. Give it a try, your socks can make new "friends" too. I've noticed the red and blue socks make the best "friends". ~ jnmcksmom, WPLH "Nothing say I LOVE YOU like a clean toilet to throw up in when you're sick." FlyLady Random Schleppage & TMI of the Slightly-Mad Seeker |
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![]() Rogue Agent Causing Madness & Mirth Group: Protoform Posts: 9 Joined: 28-May 07 Member No.: 10,272 Faction: Free Agent |
I've seen his cardboard cut out, does that count? Cardboard cut out? Is that a fancy way of saying he's a stiff. *(Unfortunately for drones, their lack of depth perception doesn't let them tell the difference.)* -------------------- |
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![]() Look upon my works and despair. Group: Retired Staff Posts: 8,146 Joined: 14-January 02 From: Under your bed Member No.: 351 Faction: Free Agent |
OCCUPY DEVCON'S LAWN! *Sets up a tent and sign*
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![]() Feeling like myselves again. Group: Citizen Posts: 19,680 Joined: 17-January 03 From: Ontario Canada Member No.: 1,958 Faction: Decepticon |
oh great... here comes the peeper spray cop
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![]() Customly creating new posts...by order! HAND LASER Group: Citizen Posts: 1,145 Joined: 12-January 02 From: Wichita, KS.... Hand Laser factory of the world. Member No.: 230 Faction: Free Agent |
Nope, not for Mayhem.
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![]() Look upon my works and despair. Group: Retired Staff Posts: 8,146 Joined: 14-January 02 From: Under your bed Member No.: 351 Faction: Free Agent |
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![]() Rogue Agent Causing Madness & Mirth Group: Protoform Posts: 9 Joined: 28-May 07 Member No.: 10,272 Faction: Free Agent |
oh great... here comes the peeper spray cop Damn peepers, can't a guy lay naked on another man's lawn without drawing attention? *Three rogue drones turn three spot lights on Phage. Somehow they didn't hear the "without" part in that sentence.* -------------------- |
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![]() Rogue Agent Causing Madness & Mirth Group: Protoform Posts: 9 Joined: 28-May 07 Member No.: 10,272 Faction: Free Agent |
*Two rogue drones open up a pack of "Instant Pumpkin Patch" and spread it across the lawn. In seconds pumpkins start sprouting up and the lawn is now a pumpkin patch. The two rogue drones then wait.*
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Swampflight Group: Citizen Posts: 1,003 Joined: 6-July 08 Member No.: 11,790 Faction: Maximal |
I saw something in that pumkin patch,a little girl with blonde hair was yelling at a little boy that had a blue blanket and a there was dog with a WW2 pilot helmet on.Should I have called someone?
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![]() The power of metal, unchained Group: Citizen Posts: 13,569 Joined: 25-January 04 From: South of Heaven, north of Hell Member No.: 4,035 Faction: Unicron's Spawn |
That or you should learn to puff and pass.
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Swampflight Group: Citizen Posts: 1,003 Joined: 6-July 08 Member No.: 11,790 Faction: Maximal |
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