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 Sep 20 2009, 10:33 PM
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 ahh yes the scalene triangle Group: Citizen Posts: 1,454 Joined: 19-June 09 From: land of heat and clockwork Member No.: 12,580 Faction: Lesbian Ninja  |
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with.
First, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. Yeah okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brainpower to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of one to ten. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her womanly parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the hugging stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 60's, and to make things worse, he brings this big hugging dog to work. Every hugging day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the secondhand smoke. Hell, sometimes I think it's even trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single hugging day. Anyways, I drive these hugtards around in my van and we solve mysteries and jive. -------------------- It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance.
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Sep 20 2009, 10:37 PM
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 God of a Thousand Forms Group: Citizen Posts: 22,408 Joined: 26-February 06 From: Tartarus Member No.: 7,941 |
I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.
Clever. -------------------- Don't fail to see Nyarlathotep if he comes to Providence. He is horrible — horrible beyond anything you can imagine — but wonderful. He haunts one for hours afterward. I am still shuddering at what he showed. |
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Sep 20 2009, 10:38 PM
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 The Intellectual Savior of the Masses Group: Citizen Posts: 18,239 Joined: 24-August 02 Member No.: 1,385 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.
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Sep 20 2009, 11:13 PM
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ahh yes the scalene triangle Group: Citizen Posts: 1,454 Joined: 19-June 09 From: land of heat and clockwork Member No.: 12,580 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
QUOTE(∀Hime∀ @ Sep 20 2009, 11:37 PM)  I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it. Clever. I've been known to be clever at times, yes. QUOTE(Internet Jesus @ Sep 20 2009, 11:38 PM) Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot. (IMG:http://www.majhost.com/gallery/degenexo/blargh/2002_scooby_doo_236.jpg) Listen dick, don't knock it 'til you try it. This ascot gets loads of fine ladies, and it has done so for decades. except her, her makeup looks jacked -------------------- It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance.
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Sep 20 2009, 11:50 PM
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Group: Citizen Posts: 1,382 Joined: 22-October 03 Member No.: 3,769 |
QUOTE(Aho-Chan @ Sep 20 2009, 11:13 PM) QUOTE(∀Hime∀ @ Sep 20 2009, 11:37 PM) I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it. Clever. I've been known to be clever at times, yes. QUOTE(Internet Jesus @ Sep 20 2009, 11:38 PM) Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot. (IMG:http://www.majhost.com/gallery/degenexo/blargh/2002_scooby_doo_236.jpg) Listen dick, don't knock it 'til you try it. This ascot gets loads of fine ladies, and it has done so for decades. except her, her makeup looks jacked That's because her **** smeared her makeup when she walked down the stairs. -------------------- RIP Libby - Died June 1st, 2012
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Sep 21 2009, 12:13 AM
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The Intellectual Savior of the Masses Group: Citizen Posts: 18,239 Joined: 24-August 02 Member No.: 1,385 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
Or perhaps the Hepatitis C.
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Sep 21 2009, 12:29 AM
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 Myastur Mispellur Group: Citizen Posts: 12,124 Joined: 12-January 02 From: TF Count 900+ Member No.: 246 Faction: Free Agent |
I dont rember who said it but someone once said the greatest thing to come out of america was Scooby Doo
-------------------- Currently out of touch with reality watching tons of anime
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Sep 21 2009, 12:51 AM
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ahh yes the scalene triangle Group: Citizen Posts: 1,454 Joined: 19-June 09 From: land of heat and clockwork Member No.: 12,580 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
The worst part is is that it is when compared to a lot of jive that comes out of here these days.
-------------------- It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance.
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Sep 21 2009, 06:10 AM
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 Group: Citizen Posts: 1,172 Joined: 18-April 04 From: MA Member No.: 4,438 |
Bitch I'll throw some HIV all over your ass.
I won't even say sorry if it spills on your shoes. |
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Sep 26 2009, 10:24 PM
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ahh yes the scalene triangle Group: Citizen Posts: 1,454 Joined: 19-June 09 From: land of heat and clockwork Member No.: 12,580 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
QUOTE(Apostrophe @ Sep 21 2009, 07:10 AM) Bitch I'll throw some HIV all over your ass. I won't even say sorry if it spills on your shoes. Who? D= -------------------- It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance.
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Oct 12 2009, 11:27 PM
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 Local Dinosaur Enthusiast Group: Citizen Posts: 6,319 Joined: 24-October 07 From: Dinotopia Member No.: 10,981 Faction: Autobot |
At least you don't have to clean up after those hugging Rogue Drones.
They're entertaining, but-Dear gods what are they doing to the floor. -------------------- QUOTE I'm bad at puns and not much good at anything else! |
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Oct 12 2009, 11:36 PM
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ahh yes the scalene triangle Group: Citizen Posts: 1,454 Joined: 19-June 09 From: land of heat and clockwork Member No.: 12,580 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
Throwing HIV on the floor
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Oct 13 2009, 06:23 AM
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Group: Citizen Posts: 1,172 Joined: 18-April 04 From: MA Member No.: 4,438 |
Then I roll around in it. Do you know why?
Because I don't gives a hug about. |
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Oct 14 2009, 05:19 PM
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ahh yes the scalene triangle Group: Citizen Posts: 1,454 Joined: 19-June 09 From: land of heat and clockwork Member No.: 12,580 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
Yeah because the floor is so insanely sterile that it hugging kills the HIV jive on the spot.
The one bit of Mayhem that is clean. Or at least in this topic because I command it so This post has been edited by Aho-Chan: Oct 14 2009, 05:19 PM -------------------- It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance.
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Oct 15 2009, 07:19 AM
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Group: Citizen Posts: 1,172 Joined: 18-April 04 From: MA Member No.: 4,438 |
BAD. REAL BAD. MAGIC JOHNSON.
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Oct 15 2009, 08:14 AM
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 The power of metal, unchained Group: Citizen Posts: 13,577 Joined: 25-January 04 From: South of Heaven, north of Hell Member No.: 4,035 Faction: Unicron's Spawn |
:::calls in a plague spewer; within moments, the thread's floor is as disgusting as the rest of Mayhem:::
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Oct 15 2009, 06:43 PM
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 The artist formerly known as Hornet Group: Citizen Posts: 10,229 Joined: 9-February 04 From: New Gaia Member No.: 4,189 Faction: Free Agent |
QUOTE(Aho-Chan @ Oct 14 2009, 07:49 PM) Yeah because the floor is so insanely sterile that it hugging kills the HIV jive on the spot. That's because Devcon dropped a nuke on it and now it's irradiated. |
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