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DrSpengler
post Feb 10 2009, 07:41 PM
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I work in a Best Buy warehouse (glamorous, I know).

Well, Best Buy will recycle any piece of electronics equipment you drop off, so long as it is smaller than a 32 inch TV.

Well, I've had to trash a LOT of classic video game consoles, many in pristine condition. Sega Genesises, Super Nintendos, PS1s... Once, a guy brought in his Commodore 64 computer. Keyboard, console, monitor, the whole shebang. Had to trash all of it.

At this very instant (I'm typing this from my work computer), I am staring at an NES Action Pack. The original box, styrofoam inserts, all the equipment, wires, accessories and even the original plastic baggies they all came in.

And I have to trash it.

Employees aren't allowed to keep anything people bring in for recycling, and the management stands firm on that (corporate offices have pointed this out specifically, qualifying any recycle equipment taken home by employees as theft). So we have to destroy it.

Maaaaaaaaan.

Last week, somebody brought in a functioning BetaMax. I have a jillion Beta tapes at home that I haven't been able to watch in years since my BetaMax broke. Had to throw it away.

Anyway, yeah. I get to smash an NES tonight.


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DrSpengler   My job requires me to destroy an NES   Feb 10 2009, 07:41 PM
KidTDragon   I don't suppose there's any option for you...   Feb 10 2009, 07:53 PM
Prime 2.0   so is there any way you can hide said NES then tel...   Feb 10 2009, 09:10 PM
videomaster21XX   I could NEVER do your job man. I just couldn't...   Feb 10 2009, 09:16 PM
Scottimus Prime   QUOTE(videomaster21XX @ Feb 10 2009, 09:1...   Feb 10 2009, 10:21 PM
TM2-Megatron   That's terrible... I thought the order in ...   Feb 10 2009, 09:51 PM
DrSpengler   QUOTE(TM2-Megatron @ Feb 10 2009, 09...   Feb 10 2009, 10:24 PM
Transfotaku   hugging Best Buy. Hate their guts. Hate them worse...   Feb 10 2009, 10:35 PM
DrSpengler   QUOTE(Transfotaku @ Feb 10 2009, 10:35 PM...   Feb 10 2009, 10:36 PM
TM2-Megatron   QUOTE(DrSpengler @ Feb 10 2009, 10:36 PM)...   Feb 10 2009, 10:54 PM
Roadgrabber   QUOTE(Transfotaku @ Feb 10 2009, 10:35 PM...   Feb 11 2009, 12:13 AM
Bass X0   QUOTE(Roadgrabber @ Feb 11 2009, 05:13 AM...   Feb 12 2009, 03:57 PM
Zek Patterson   That's worse than working for a "famous-p...   Feb 10 2009, 11:02 PM
TM2-Megatron   QUOTE(Zek Patterson @ Feb 10 2009, 11:02 ...   Feb 10 2009, 11:06 PM
Zek Patterson   QUOTE(TM2-Megatron @ Feb 10 2009, 10...   Feb 10 2009, 11:08 PM
TM2-Megatron   It's more like a digital atrocity than merely ...   Feb 10 2009, 11:17 PM
HeyMickey   QUOTE(Zek Patterson @ Feb 10 2009, 11:08 ...   Feb 10 2009, 11:21 PM
landbasered   QUOTE(HeyMickey @ Feb 10 2009, 11:21 PM) ...   Feb 10 2009, 11:36 PM
GC Rust   Futurama did the gag too.   Feb 10 2009, 11:26 PM
Kalidor   Wow.. at least GameStop would have had the sense t...   Feb 11 2009, 01:04 AM
Asquian   INTERNET CLASSIC CONSOLE RAAAAGE! tell ya wha...   Feb 11 2009, 05:15 AM
Self-Destruct   I rarely do this, so this is going to potentially ...   Feb 11 2009, 05:26 AM
Bocc Kob   Keep working at a job like that and one day you...   Feb 11 2009, 05:30 AM
Crazy Drummer©   QUOTE(DrSpengler @ Feb 10 2009, 07:41 PM)...   Feb 11 2009, 08:29 AM
Treadshot 2.0   Can you just offer to buy it from the people bring...   Feb 11 2009, 02:56 PM
Nutjob R/T   As much as we're RAEGing over this... Best Bu...   Feb 11 2009, 03:01 PM
Malikon   this thread makes me very, very sad inside. I coul...   Feb 11 2009, 07:57 PM
Bocc Kob   QUOTE(Nutjob R/T @ Feb 11 2009, 12:01 PM)...   Feb 11 2009, 08:03 PM
Nutjob R/T   No, because they'll want YOUR broken stuff, pl...   Feb 11 2009, 08:28 PM
tec   I can say without a doubt I hate your job All th...   Feb 12 2009, 02:22 AM
Nutjob R/T   QUOTE(tec @ Feb 12 2009, 03:22 AM) I can ...   Feb 12 2009, 09:24 AM
KidTDragon   *plays Taps for the fallen NES*   Feb 12 2009, 08:54 AM
jamieslan   Just hope that no one brings in a Turboduo or an A...   Feb 12 2009, 05:15 PM
Knight in Rusty Armor   yeah i would just ask if they would hold onto it a...   Feb 12 2009, 07:14 PM
DrSpengler   QUOTE(Knight in Rusty Armor @ Feb 12 2009, 07...   Feb 12 2009, 08:18 PM
Knight in Rusty Armor   QUOTE(DrSpengler @ Feb 12 2009, 08:18 PM)...   Feb 12 2009, 08:37 PM
crazyjw18   QUOTE(Knight in Rusty Armor @ Feb 12 2009, 08...   Feb 13 2009, 02:05 AM
Knight in Rusty Armor   QUOTE(crazyjw18 @ Feb 13 2009, 02:05 AM) ...   Feb 13 2009, 02:14 AM
TM2-Megatron   QUOTE(DrSpengler @ Feb 12 2009, 08:18 PM)...   Feb 12 2009, 10:34 PM
LBD "Nytetrayn"   Just out of curiosity, are you sure that this equi...   Feb 12 2009, 08:33 PM
wonko the sane?   You are everything I hate... Just kidding. Suck ...   Feb 12 2009, 10:32 PM
MrBlud   Hey, this thread is famous. Plus *that* was li...   Feb 13 2009, 10:06 PM
TM2-Megatron   Hopefully this inspires retro gamers to leave thei...   Feb 13 2009, 10:26 PM
Shenanigans   Someone should terrorise the Best Buy execs. At n...   Feb 14 2009, 10:40 AM
Cybersnark   QUOTE(Shenanigans @ Feb 14 2009, 10:40 AM...   Feb 14 2009, 10:59 AM


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