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 Dec 3 2008, 07:05 PM
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 Yummy! Group: Citizen Posts: 10,394 Joined: 21-May 03 From: VA Member No.: 2,875 Faction: Lesbian Ninja  |
QUOTE(Hornet @ Dec 3 2008, 06:54 PM)  Because nothing screams "Comedic Ability" more than posting deranged conspiracy theories. Fixed. -------------------- "Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself."-Ferris Bueller
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Dec 3 2008, 07:30 PM
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 The power of metal, unchained Group: Citizen Posts: 13,589 Joined: 25-January 04 From: South of Heaven, north of Hell Member No.: 4,035 Faction: Unicron's Spawn |
QUOTE(Dogbean @ Dec 3 2008, 07:51 AM) hey i like MK, but he made midget porn not funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-screamer.gif) though you cant beat a midget on a treadmill. oooooh watch as his wee lil legs go, though a midget with sonic legs would rule, hug having sonic legs in general would rule I can think of at least seven problems with it, mostly involving male genitalia. --------------------  |
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Dec 3 2008, 07:57 PM
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 Theoretically God Group: Citizen Posts: 2,185 Joined: 27-May 05 From: London, UK Member No.: 6,587 Faction: Unicron's Spawn |
QUOTE(TheMightyMollusk @ Dec 3 2008, 08:30 PM) QUOTE(Dogbean @ Dec 3 2008, 07:51 AM) hey i like MK, but he made midget porn not funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-screamer.gif) though you cant beat a midget on a treadmill. oooooh watch as his wee lil legs go, though a midget with sonic legs would rule, hug having sonic legs in general would rule I can think of at least seven problems with it, mostly involving male genitalia. how did you know i carried spares QUOTE(Hornet @ Dec 3 2008, 07:54 PM) QUOTE(Dogbean @ Dec 3 2008, 10:21 AM) and Hornet........ in all seriousness you have no comedic ability what so ever. Because nothing screams "Comedic Ability" more than randomly posting Mr Dogbean Sir FIxed see i could be drunk, i could be high, i could not be taking meds im suposed ot, or i simply could be bored who knows. but its my thing, you on the other hand (IMG:http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/so-not-funny.jpg) i tell you this not to be an ass, not cause i wanna pick on you, but truely im doing this because im taking a crap atm and i cant find a book. and now you have the mental image of that --------------------  Maker of Video Games, Comics and DVD's |
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Dec 5 2008, 05:13 AM
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don't be scared, don't be scared of the midgets. Love them, like the clown and the guy in the gorilla suit. juggling baby monkeys while blowing bubbles of pasty chewed spiders eggs. Riding unicycles through the park.
don't be mad at midget porn, the thread title is "things that make you go hmm" that's something I saw that made me go hmm, isn't that bizarre. how 'bout. Watching latenight TV commercials for Amish mantle space heaters. How the hell are amish people selling me jive on tv when they're not even supposed to have electricity or anything technical in their lives? "Hey Jebidiah, help me log onto some AOL so that'th I may check upon my email." "Coming Eziekel, I'll help you log on once I've finished milking my sister." *don't laugh, it means you're a very naughty person* This post has been edited by Malikon: Dec 5 2008, 05:14 AM -------------------- Mental note: Time spent here is time spent not playing guitar.
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Dec 5 2008, 06:00 AM
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The power of metal, unchained Group: Citizen Posts: 13,589 Joined: 25-January 04 From: South of Heaven, north of Hell Member No.: 4,035 Faction: Unicron's Spawn |
If a tree falls on a black man in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, will someone still call racism?
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Dec 5 2008, 08:51 AM
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Theoretically God Group: Citizen Posts: 2,185 Joined: 27-May 05 From: London, UK Member No.: 6,587 Faction: Unicron's Spawn |
QUOTE(TheMightyMollusk @ Dec 5 2008, 07:00 AM) If a tree falls on a black man in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, will someone still call racism? So does that mean fate hates black people ? -------------------- Maker of Video Games, Comics and DVD's |
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Dec 5 2008, 09:35 PM
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The power of metal, unchained Group: Citizen Posts: 13,589 Joined: 25-January 04 From: South of Heaven, north of Hell Member No.: 4,035 Faction: Unicron's Spawn |
Waffles favor the victor.
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Dec 5 2008, 09:48 PM
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 You don't want me to use my feet. Group: Citizen Posts: 9,786 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Somewhere, over a rainbow. Member No.: 11,067 Faction: RIRFIB |
Why the HUG is cheesecake called cheesecake when its a pie?
And why is it that late night shows have reruns and morning shows don't? -------------------- QUOTE(Contrary Mary @ Jul 10 2010, 09:24 PM) boobs count as accessories. QUOTE(Dvandom @ Oct 26 2010, 05:58 PM) Unless you are kaiju-sized, a shinkansen is not a sex toy. ---Dave |
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Dec 5 2008, 10:08 PM
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 The artist formerly known as Hornet Group: Citizen Posts: 10,229 Joined: 9-February 04 From: New Gaia Member No.: 4,189 Faction: Free Agent |
QUOTE(Clench @ Dec 6 2008, 12:18 AM) And why is it that late night shows have reruns and morning shows don't? That's so the host, staff, and crew can get a decent night's sleep every once in a while. |
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Dec 5 2008, 10:11 PM
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You don't want me to use my feet. Group: Citizen Posts: 9,786 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Somewhere, over a rainbow. Member No.: 11,067 Faction: RIRFIB |
QUOTE(Hornet @ Dec 5 2008, 10:08 PM) QUOTE(Clench @ Dec 6 2008, 12:18 AM) And why is it that late night shows have reruns and morning shows don't? That's so the host, staff, and crew can get a decent night's sleep every once in a while. Wrong there, Hor-NOT. Late shows are actually filmed in the afternoon. After all, what sane person would be hosting a live program at 1 AM? -------------------- QUOTE(Contrary Mary @ Jul 10 2010, 09:24 PM) boobs count as accessories. QUOTE(Dvandom @ Oct 26 2010, 05:58 PM) Unless you are kaiju-sized, a shinkansen is not a sex toy. ---Dave |
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Dec 6 2008, 12:04 AM
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The artist formerly known as Hornet Group: Citizen Posts: 10,229 Joined: 9-February 04 From: New Gaia Member No.: 4,189 Faction: Free Agent |
QUOTE(Clench @ Dec 6 2008, 12:41 AM) After all, what sane person would be hosting a live program at 1 AM? The hosts never seemed all that sane to me. |
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Dec 6 2008, 07:30 PM
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The power of metal, unchained Group: Citizen Posts: 13,589 Joined: 25-January 04 From: South of Heaven, north of Hell Member No.: 4,035 Faction: Unicron's Spawn |
Why are we discussing sanity in Mayhem?
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Dec 6 2008, 08:10 PM
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The artist formerly known as Hornet Group: Citizen Posts: 10,229 Joined: 9-February 04 From: New Gaia Member No.: 4,189 Faction: Free Agent |
QUOTE(TheMightyMollusk @ Dec 6 2008, 10:00 PM) Why are we discussing sanity in Mayhem? HE STARTED IT! *points a long, accusing finger at Clench* |
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Dec 6 2008, 08:12 PM
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The power of metal, unchained Group: Citizen Posts: 13,589 Joined: 25-January 04 From: South of Heaven, north of Hell Member No.: 4,035 Faction: Unicron's Spawn |
You are both equally guilty. The punishment is two days locked together in the box.
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Dec 6 2008, 08:57 PM
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The artist formerly known as Hornet Group: Citizen Posts: 10,229 Joined: 9-February 04 From: New Gaia Member No.: 4,189 Faction: Free Agent |
At least the Box has been vacant ever since Speedy left.
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Dec 6 2008, 08:59 PM
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You don't want me to use my feet. Group: Citizen Posts: 9,786 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Somewhere, over a rainbow. Member No.: 11,067 Faction: RIRFIB |
*kills Hornet with a giant magical fist*
Does that change anything? -------------------- QUOTE(Contrary Mary @ Jul 10 2010, 09:24 PM) boobs count as accessories. QUOTE(Dvandom @ Oct 26 2010, 05:58 PM) Unless you are kaiju-sized, a shinkansen is not a sex toy. ---Dave |
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Dec 6 2008, 10:09 PM
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The artist formerly known as Hornet Group: Citizen Posts: 10,229 Joined: 9-February 04 From: New Gaia Member No.: 4,189 Faction: Free Agent |
QUOTE(Clench @ Dec 6 2008, 11:29 PM) *kills Hornet with a giant magical fist* Quit fooling around with those foam Hulk-Hands. *takes both foam Hulk-Hands, shoves them down Clench's throat, and proceeds to repetively kick him in the balls* |
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Dec 6 2008, 10:11 PM
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You don't want me to use my feet. Group: Citizen Posts: 9,786 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Somewhere, over a rainbow. Member No.: 11,067 Faction: RIRFIB |
THE BALLS ARE INERT.
I may be sterile, but at least I don't feel anything anymore. -------------------- QUOTE(Contrary Mary @ Jul 10 2010, 09:24 PM) boobs count as accessories. QUOTE(Dvandom @ Oct 26 2010, 05:58 PM) Unless you are kaiju-sized, a shinkansen is not a sex toy. ---Dave |
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Dec 6 2008, 10:12 PM
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The power of metal, unchained Group: Citizen Posts: 13,589 Joined: 25-January 04 From: South of Heaven, north of Hell Member No.: 4,035 Faction: Unicron's Spawn |
Hmm.
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Dec 6 2008, 10:18 PM
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You don't want me to use my feet. Group: Citizen Posts: 9,786 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Somewhere, over a rainbow. Member No.: 11,067 Faction: RIRFIB |
Nothing good can come from this...
*anticipates explosion of physic law breaking proportions* -------------------- QUOTE(Contrary Mary @ Jul 10 2010, 09:24 PM) boobs count as accessories. QUOTE(Dvandom @ Oct 26 2010, 05:58 PM) Unless you are kaiju-sized, a shinkansen is not a sex toy. ---Dave |
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