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 Jan 29 2010, 04:50 PM
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 formerly chris parasyte Group: Citizen Posts: 8,591 Joined: 25-November 02 From: Calgary, AB - Canada Member No.: 1,754  |
A Japanese company has created a machine that recycles used office paper into toilet paper! Shreds it, washes it, softens it into comfy 2-ply. Neat, hey?
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Jan 29 2010, 05:00 PM
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 Behold. Kirbycron, Devourer of Stars. Group: Citizen Posts: 15,115 Joined: 11-January 02 From: Baltimore Maryland Member No.: 193 Faction: Unicron's Spawn |
awesome. hell, that might be useful just for junk mail XD
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Jan 29 2010, 05:10 PM
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 Mine is an evil grin! Group: News Manager Posts: 29,968 Joined: 12-January 02 From: Buffalo, NY Member No.: 268 Faction: RIBFIR |
Does this mean we'll be getting a spin-off of "Will It Blend?" called "Will It Wipe?" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-fire.gif)
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Jan 29 2010, 09:43 PM
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 Condemented  Group: Supporter Posts: 4,720 Joined: 31-March 08 From: Some trashpile in Germany Member No.: 11,484 Faction: Decepticon |
I see hygienic problems. Wouldn't want anything that has been passed around who-knows-where near my sensitive orifices.
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Jan 29 2010, 09:50 PM
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 Oh dear lord I am bored... Group: Citizen Posts: 27,858 Joined: 11-January 02 From: Canada, thats why stuff costs so much! Member No.: 200 Faction: Free Agent |
One could assume that there is a sterilization step in there somewhere.
Hmmm, might be worth investing in this for the house... -------------------- |
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Jan 30 2010, 04:29 AM
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 HE TELL ME DRILL WILL PIERCE MUFFINS! Group: Citizen Posts: 12,109 Joined: 12-August 05 From: Knoxville, Tn Member No.: 7,060 Faction: Autobot |
God help you if a stray staple makes it though the process.
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Jan 30 2010, 07:50 PM
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 I love this thread. Group: Citizen Posts: 20,181 Joined: 22-March 02 Member No.: 731 Faction: Autobot |
You wanna know the irony of it, though?
How much you wanna bet, at the end of the convention, when everyone was packing up... "Hey, what're we gonna do with all these crappy toilet paper rolls those guys left behind?" "Meh, just toss 'em in the trash." -------------------- QUOTE(ChessPieceFace @ Mar 28 2013, 03:22 PM) You won't be the killjoy, we will. We will kill the absolute jive out of that joy. |
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Jan 30 2010, 09:38 PM
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Oh dear lord I am bored... Group: Citizen Posts: 27,858 Joined: 11-January 02 From: Canada, thats why stuff costs so much! Member No.: 200 Faction: Free Agent |
QUOTE(crazyjw18 @ Jan 30 2010, 05:29 AM) God help you if a stray staple makes it though the process. Every dealt with hemroids? EVERY piece of toilet paper has staples... -------------------- |
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