800 lb Bride Fitted For Wedding Dress, Hopes To Eventually Weigh A Ton (Seriously) Options

[Suspsy]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/07/8..._n_1498377.html

Most brides have specific ideas about their wedding dress, such as style, fabric and design, but bride-to-be Susanne Eman was also particular about another facet: color.

"I like an off-whitish, not completely white. Because if I wear completely white, I guarantee I'm going to spill something on it," Eman told Inside Edition.

That could happen to any bride, but, to be fair, the odds of making a mess on a wedding gown increase exponentially when you're 800 pounds like Eman, whose average caloric intake is 30,000 calories a day.

Eman is currently on a quest to become the fattest woman ever, beating the 1200 pound mark once held by Rosalie Bradford, who died in 2006, but what good is a goal if you don't have someone to share it with?

Luckily, Eman found love recently with Parker Clack, a 35-year-old chef she met on the Internet, and she is having fun getting ready for the big day.

"Oh, he's wonderful. He loves to cook," she told Inside Edition. "That helps out. His food is soooo good."

But preparing for the big day meant going to a bridal shop to pick the right dress -- one that wouldn't show food stains.

Making the dress will be a monumental task for seamstress Judy Goff, who estimates Eman's gown will be much larger than any bridal gown she's made -- or seen.

"Okay, we have about 15 feet here and we need 45 feet, so about three times this amount to complete her dress," Goff told Inside Edition.

For the record, Eman's gown will have to fit around her 107-and-a-half inch waistline -- that's nine feet around.

Although it would possible for Eman to go the whole nine yards with her dress -- literally and figuratively -- she is taking some steps to make it so Goff doesn't run out of fabric entirely.

"I want to go sleeveless because it's going to be summer time," said Eman.

This woman is nothing short of disgusting. Not so much because of her obesity, but rather her desire to essentially kill herself for fame. I very nearly threw up from looking at some of her photos.

[Rust]

The worst part about it is she's found someone who enables this self-destructive behavior.

To be honest though, with a intake of 30,000 calories a day, it's rather amazing she's lasted this long. You'd have thought her body would have revolted by now.

[Goblez]

with that much calorie intake should it be counted as suicide?

[Evil Zoe]

How the hell does one eat 30000 calories a day? I'd be too full at 2000.

[Goblez]

How the hell does one eat 30000 calories a day? I'd be too full at 2000.

a bag of bacon grease directly fed into her blood stream

[Evil Zoe]

How the hell does one eat 30000 calories a day? I'd be too full at 2000.

a bag of bacon grease directly fed into her blood stream

Ugh.

I prefer my bacon the usual way. And really, a LOT less than you'd think.

[Teufel]

Eman is currently on a quest to become the fattest woman ever

Some people have noble dreams of becoming scientists, doctors, or astronauts. Suckers, all of them!

Let me guess, after achieving her dubious honor the next step is a reality TV show? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-kicker.gif)

[MrBlud]

I'm pretty sure the next stop after topping 1,200 pounds is "The World's Fattest Funeral"

[Teufel]

I already feel sorry for the pallbearers.

[Nutjob R/T]

You'd have thought her body would have revolted by now.

Looks like it's already pretty revolting from here.

[The Muse]

I'd usually be chiding you all for being mean. Given usually overweight people are trying to help themselves. But really this land whale and her keeper are 100% at fault. Worse, they don't seem to give a hug.

Carry on with taunting Shamu. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-ironhide.gif)

This post has been edited by The Jawa Muse: May 9 2012, 10:34 PM

[Waspinator]

Most overweight people are overweight due to medical problems or simple apathy. Trying to get fatter just makes you look stupid.

[Kalidor]

The worst part about it is she's found someone who enables this self-destructive behavior.

To be honest though, with a intake of 30,000 calories a day, it's rather amazing she's lasted this long. You'd have thought her body would have revolted by now.

It's revolting as we speak.

How the hell does one eat 30000 calories a day? I'd be too full at 2000.

It's not as hard as you might think. If you eat 4 of the king sized packs of peanut butter cups, that's about 2,000 right there. There where points in my life where 2 triple whoppers was dinner, and that's pushing 3,000 calories. Not even accounting for anything else I'd eaten that day.

[kizudarake]

I agree, Kal. At one point, when I was in high school and right after, I needed 3000+ calories a day, as my body was burning that and more, keeping me down to 128 pounds, but I took a sedentary job and kept eating the same way, quickly jumping to 350 pounds. I'm now at 228, and still working, although I've plateaued, but it's hard. At one point, when mcchickens were a dollar a piece, I'd get 6 on the way to work, eat two in the car, two at first break, eat lunch, then eat the other two at second break, pick up a snack at the fast fuel on the way home, then eat dinner with my family, but that was killing me.

[TheMightyMollusk]

I already feel sorry for the pallbearers.

They're gonna have a hell of a time coordinating their forklifts into a stately pace.

[Rust]

with that much calorie intake should it be counted as suicide?

I was actually thinking about this. If her family wanted, after the inevitable happened, they could easily go after her new Husband for Voluntary Manslaughter.

[Dirk Dinobot]

Uummm.. the guy she is getting hitched to much be equal or larger than john holmes, otherwise I don't see how anything "works".

This post has been edited by PrimaL: May 10 2012, 05:27 AM

[TM2-Megatron]

I don't understand people who actually aim to be morbidly obese. I've come across a lot of idiots of in my time, but that really takes the cake.

I'm a mere 160lbs (at 5'9), but wanting to shave another 5lbs or so off that since I think my frame should ideally support a bit less padding than it has now.

[Dissever]

I already feel sorry for the pallbearers.

They're gonna have a hell of a time coordinating their forklifts into a stately pace.

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[orionpax44]

This is so disgusting and absolutely off the deep end. Im right there with most of you guys even if she can survive to her wedding day this man her fiance is basically Dr Kevorkian her by helping her kill herself cause with all that padding I don't know how else she could do it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-kicker.gif)