 I got a new job!, Just another stereotype I have to live out... |
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  Mar 23 2012, 03:22 PM
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 More than a little ridiculous!  Group: Supporter Posts: 6,659 Joined: 29-November 08 Member No.: 12,138 Faction: Cannonball's Pirate Crew  |
Title says it all. After nearly 3 years working at the local Wendy's, I've finally gotten a job more suited to my talents and personality: as a server at the local Red Lobster!! I'm so looking forward to never having to make a triple baconator again! And tips! Oh ho ho, the tips! Finally, rewards for my bright, out going, and charming demeanor!
I just wanted to share that with ya'll (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-fire.gif) Yeah yeah yeah, the old "waiter by day, actor by night" shtick. Well what can I say, there's a reason it's a stereotype. Also: Need a new job? Why not Zoidberg....serving. This post has been edited by Zek: Mar 23 2012, 03:22 PM -------------------- |
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Mar 23 2012, 03:34 PM
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 Offered without context. Group: Public Relations Posts: 29,394 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Central Illinois Member No.: 4,293 Faction: RIBFIR |
Congrats, and I hope you enjoy it!
Don't eat too many biscuits. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-fire.gif) |
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Mar 23 2012, 03:37 PM
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More than a little ridiculous! Group: Supporter Posts: 6,659 Joined: 29-November 08 Member No.: 12,138 Faction: Cannonball's Pirate Crew |
Thanks!
Yeah, it's gonna be nothin but biscuits and popcorn shrimp for this fella...that's gotta be better than the food at the last place (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-waspy.gif) -------------------- |
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Mar 23 2012, 05:02 PM
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 In Bwitest day, In Bwackest Night... Wheeee!!! Group: Forum Moderator Posts: 9,330 Joined: 27-January 02 From: Quebec City, PQ, Canada Member No.: 533 Faction: RIBFIR |
But I love Baconators and can't stand sea food...
J/K. Congrats on the new job (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-hotrod.gif) -------------------- |
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Mar 23 2012, 05:22 PM
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 Derpin' Derpin' Derpin'! Group: Citizen Posts: 12,910 Joined: 19-July 05 From: Little Rock, AR Member No.: 6,887 |
Mail me all the stale biscuits you can fit in your pockets! I don't care if they're stale! They're still good! THEY'RE STILL GOOD!
-------------------- Hey, check out one of my sites!
PelleCreepy Horror movie reviews galore! TMNT Entity Vintage Ninja Turtle manga in English and comic reviews! Adventures in Poor Taste! Articles on pop culture, cartoons and comics! -Spengs |
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Mar 23 2012, 06:00 PM
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 Oh dear lord I am bored... Group: Citizen Posts: 27,829 Joined: 11-January 02 From: Canada, thats why stuff costs so much! Member No.: 200 Faction: Free Agent |
I want a baconator so bad... It's an hour just to get the only place in the province that makes them.
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Mar 23 2012, 06:09 PM
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 Razzaroo Group: Citizen Posts: 5,287 Joined: 13-January 02 Member No.: 294 Faction: Free Agent |
So now that you don't work at Wendy's anymore care to share the secret of how they make sure every menu item is served super soggy?
-------------------- I finally got rid of that big white box.
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Mar 23 2012, 07:24 PM
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 Prime WISHES he was this sexy Group: Retired Staff Posts: 21,220 Joined: 12-January 02 From: Sanghelios Member No.: 244 Faction: Decepticon |
Popcorn shrimp hug yeah.
(Congratulations, and may the tips be ever fatter!) -------------------- <center>
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Mar 23 2012, 07:27 PM
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 Slightly Off Group: Supporter Posts: 30,129 Joined: 24-January 04 From: Nebraska Member No.: 4,016 Faction: Autobot |
Dang it. Now I want a Triple Baconator - or as I call them "Whacking a good three years off my life expectancy".
This post has been edited by Rust: Mar 23 2012, 07:27 PM -------------------- Nobody knows what we're for only what we're against when we judge the wounded
What if we put down our signs crossed over the lines and loved like You did? |
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Mar 23 2012, 08:13 PM
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Do you really think I'm always serious? Group: Citizen Posts: 3,341 Joined: 3-February 05 From: Henderson, KY Member No.: 5,929 |
QUOTE(ultra magnus13 @ Mar 23 2012, 06:09 PM)  So now that you don't work at Wendy's anymore care to share the secret of how they make sure every menu item is served super soggy? I can answer that for you. It's the lettuce. Too much water on the lettuce. -------------------- .mlh z vezs bizN bwzO wmz vS .ozrxvkS hznghrisX 2102 csg tmrifw pxfig z tmrwrlez gmvwrxxz izx z mr hvrw bvodziX dvsggzN
This message was written in a code where Z=A, Y=B, X=C and so on. I bear no responsibility, should you choose to translate it. |
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Mar 23 2012, 09:22 PM
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More than a little ridiculous! Group: Supporter Posts: 6,659 Joined: 29-November 08 Member No.: 12,138 Faction: Cannonball's Pirate Crew |
^That, or your Wendy's sucks (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon-waspy.gif)
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Mar 23 2012, 10:08 PM
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 NERV Wants YOU! Group: Citizen Posts: 7,297 Joined: 14-September 06 From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Member No.: 8,919 Faction: Maximal |
Good luck on the waitering. And break a leg on the acting.
Whew. Nearly got those mixed up. --------------------  |
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Mar 24 2012, 05:10 PM
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Slightly Off Group: Supporter Posts: 30,129 Joined: 24-January 04 From: Nebraska Member No.: 4,016 Faction: Autobot |
QUOTE(Zek @ Mar 23 2012, 03:22 PM) Yeah yeah yeah, the old "waiter by day, actor by night" shtick. Mild Mannered Waiter at the local Red Lobster by day, But at night, the one named Zek is... THE THESPIAN! -------------------- Nobody knows what we're for only what we're against when we judge the wounded
What if we put down our signs crossed over the lines and loved like You did? |
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Mar 24 2012, 05:44 PM
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Oh dear lord I am bored... Group: Citizen Posts: 27,829 Joined: 11-January 02 From: Canada, thats why stuff costs so much! Member No.: 200 Faction: Free Agent |
QUOTE(Rust @ Mar 24 2012, 06:10 PM) QUOTE(Zek @ Mar 23 2012, 03:22 PM) Yeah yeah yeah, the old "waiter by day, actor by night" shtick. Mild Mannered Waiter at the local Red Lobster by day, But at night, the one named Zek is... THE THESPIAN! Okay... I'm stealing zek's face and that name for a character in my comic book. -------------------- |
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Mar 24 2012, 05:45 PM
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More than a little ridiculous! Group: Supporter Posts: 6,659 Joined: 29-November 08 Member No.: 12,138 Faction: Cannonball's Pirate Crew |
^Sports fans BEWARE! I'll show you something more worth your time!!
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Mar 25 2012, 02:28 AM
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 Quyzbuk Group: Supporter Posts: 12,945 Joined: 22-May 02 From: Toronto Member No.: 1,017 Faction: Autobot |
Congratulations! Love Red Lobster, though I rarely go.
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Mar 25 2012, 08:24 AM
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More than a little ridiculous! Group: Supporter Posts: 6,659 Joined: 29-November 08 Member No.: 12,138 Faction: Cannonball's Pirate Crew |
^That was the case for me as well!
I remember once when my Dad put the claim of "Endless Shrimp" to the test...what a night that was. -------------------- |
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Mar 25 2012, 10:48 AM
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Do you really think I'm always serious? Group: Citizen Posts: 3,341 Joined: 3-February 05 From: Henderson, KY Member No.: 5,929 |
I'm not embedding this because of language and subject matter, but here's the Boondocks episode that refers to Red Lobster.
Possibly NSFW(But not pornographic!)---> http://youtu.be/wXPuGr0WES8 -------------------- .mlh z vezs bizN bwzO wmz vS .ozrxvkS hznghrisX 2102 csg tmrifw pxfig z tmrwrlez gmvwrxxz izx z mr hvrw bvodziX dvsggzN
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Mar 25 2012, 02:02 PM
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More than a little ridiculous! Group: Supporter Posts: 6,659 Joined: 29-November 08 Member No.: 12,138 Faction: Cannonball's Pirate Crew |
First day report:
Paperwork is repetitive. I need to find the music video that I watched...it was gloriously bad. In the 90s, brick walls were filled with sage advice regarding safety protocol. Cool and edgy dudes filled with wisdom end up being regular employees, like me! Everything in the kitchen smelled super mega delicious. Overall: I'm gonna love it here. The only complaint I have is that I've been mistaken for a woman over the phone...twice... -------------------- |
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