 So you're walking along a dark alleyway at night when suddenly... |
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 Jan 21 2012, 01:45 PM
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 The Trukk-Munky Group: Citizen Posts: 1,239 Joined: 1-July 07 Member No.: 10,392 Faction: Maximal  |
Christopher Walken, Tommy Wiseau and Charlie Sheen burst out from behind some bushes and start attacking you. What do you do?
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Jan 21 2012, 03:38 PM
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 The power of metal, unchained Group: Citizen Posts: 13,569 Joined: 25-January 04 From: South of Heaven, north of Hell Member No.: 4,035 Faction: Unicron's Spawn |
Fart. Loudly.
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Jan 21 2012, 10:15 PM
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 It was catastro-, catastro-feeling good  Group: Supporter Posts: 4,723 Joined: 12-February 04 From: Santa Destroy, Utah!...bawk bawk. Member No.: 4,199 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
Thank them for the reprieve from the madness that has become TFD. Then Walken and I reveal our secret alliance and go flying through the hotel lobbies of the world.
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Jan 22 2012, 12:59 AM
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 In Bwitest day, In Bwackest Night... Wheeee!!! Group: Forum Moderator Posts: 9,330 Joined: 27-January 02 From: Quebec City, PQ, Canada Member No.: 533 Faction: RIBFIR |
I tell Sheen that Wiseau just stole some of his tiger blood, thus turning Sheen on Wiseau. When Tommy screams "You're Tearin' me apahht, Charlie", I soothe Walken with the sound of more cowbell.
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Jan 22 2012, 01:36 AM
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 Rogue Agent Causing Madness & Mirth Group: Protoform Posts: 9 Joined: 28-May 07 Member No.: 10,272 Faction: Free Agent |
Probably nothing. Considering how often Skyshadow chops our heads off... this is pretty tame.
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Jan 22 2012, 02:34 AM
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 Myastur Mispellur Group: Citizen Posts: 12,123 Joined: 12-January 02 From: TF Count 900+ Member No.: 246 Faction: Free Agent |
Thank thim for the beating and have thim sign my torn shirt with my own blood
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Jan 22 2012, 02:52 AM
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 Local Dinosaur Enthusiast Group: Citizen Posts: 6,308 Joined: 24-October 07 From: Dinotopia Member No.: 10,981 Faction: Autobot |
I'd employ my rarely-talked-about but always present ROCKET STILTS.
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Jan 22 2012, 03:23 AM
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 The Intellectual Savior of the Masses Group: Citizen Posts: 18,236 Joined: 24-August 02 Member No.: 1,385 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
Play Football
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Jan 23 2012, 12:49 AM
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 Mm? What's that, my boy? Group: Supporter Posts: 2,396 Joined: 12-October 10 From: Indiana, United States Member No.: 13,734 Faction: Free Agent |
Well, I could easily dispatch both Wiseau and Sheen with a quick zap from the screwdriver (they are androids after all - nothing organic can be that awful), but I'd have to just take it from Walken, because, well...
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Jan 23 2012, 01:19 AM
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 Look upon my works and despair. Group: Retired Staff Posts: 8,147 Joined: 14-January 02 From: Under your bed Member No.: 351 Faction: Free Agent |
I'd immediately look for the nearest doorway to escape through, make a run for it and open the door, get on the floor. Everyone walk the dinosaur.
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Jan 23 2012, 10:51 PM
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 I didn't get to mace a single bear last summer :( Group: Protoform Posts: 524 Joined: 15-May 06 From: a cardboard box Member No.: 8,282 Faction: Free Agent |
this is exactly why I always carry bear mace and a parring knife in my tiny purse
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Jan 24 2012, 11:13 AM
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 Suddenly, Batcure. Group: Supporter Posts: 18,822 Joined: 25-February 03 From: YES TOWN Member No.: 2,375 Faction: Lesbian Ninja |
I wonder why there were bushes in the alleyway.
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Jan 25 2012, 06:54 PM
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 Surrender Mutant! Group: Citizen Posts: 2,049 Joined: 2-August 04 Member No.: 4,867 Faction: Decepticon |
QUOTE(Oppropro @ Jan 23 2012, 10:51 PM) this is exactly why I always carry bear mace and a parring knife in my tiny purse ah the standard issue Canadian citizen's kit. --------------------  |
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Jan 26 2012, 10:15 AM
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Rogue Agent Causing Madness & Mirth Group: Protoform Posts: 9 Joined: 28-May 07 Member No.: 10,272 Faction: Free Agent |
QUOTE(Matthias Phage @ Jan 23 2012, 12:19 AM) I'd immediately look for the nearest doorway to escape through, make a run for it and open the door, get on the floor. Everyone walk the dinosaur. Whoa.... now we have dinosaurs to worry about? We're guessing they're not the plant eating kind. -------------------- |
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Jan 26 2012, 10:31 AM
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 Quickman...The love child of Elec Man and Cut Man. On Crack. Group: Citizen Posts: 3,840 Joined: 1-December 03 From: Pittsburgh PA Member No.: 3,981 |
Play 'Weapon of Choice'. While the other two are distracted by Walken being compelled to dance, I run like hell.
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