Q: Have you ever made use of cannons that fired actual cannonballs?

A: You know, I had to look this up. Apparently my name actually means something! I had no idea. I guess the answer would have to be "Not really". Although I've never used anything quite as crude as actual cannonballs, I have catapulted the heads of my fallen foes back over to enemy vessels to ah... get my point across in the past.

Q: Who be yer favorite Cybertronian wench to be spending ye time with?

Al Well, there was this one wench I knew who was near and dear to my heart. She had optics of crimson, I think, and her alt mode was one that got my fuel pump in overdrive. But.. I forget her name.

Q: If a robot loses a limb, say a hand or leg… couldn’t he just have another identical limb attached?

A: Aye, if there are parts available. Sometimes you just gotta make do. But you gotta remember, that extra hand you have lying around had to come from somewhere.. or someone.

Q: How come Vector Prime never updates his page anymore?

Well, you see. Vector Prime hasn't been around lately because we had to take him to a nice farm. He's got plenty of room to run around and play and there's other robots for him to play with. No, really, he's dead.

Q: You are supposed to be a pirate but you don't talk like a pirate. Why is that? 

A: Actually, I talk EXACTLY like a pirate. Its just that I don't type the way I talk. Honestly, who does that? If it makes you happy, I'll close this week's segment out with some pirate talk..

Arrrr.. and that be all the time we have fer this week, kur!  But keep yer questions comin' or you'll be walkin the plank, matey!