To boldly grow what no gnome has grown before

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We don’t often cover horticulture accessories here at the Allspark, but ThinkGeek’s Star Trek garden gnomes are just too awesome to let pass without a mention! I know there’s a joke to be made here about Kirk romancing the green-thumbed ladies…

Not your garden-variety gnome

Did you realize there’s a whole subculture of Star Trek horticulturists? There are daylilies named after Trek, a handful of hostas, and even a Star Trek begonia.

The perfect statuary to go with your newly-acquired Star Trek plants? Why, that would be the Star Trek Garden Gnomes, of course! They come in four flavors. Here’s how the base reads on each:

– Kirk – To boldly go where no man has gone before.
– Kirk & Gorn – I shall be merciful and quick. – Gorn
– Redshirt – Join Starfleet they said. It’d be fun they said.
– Spock – Live long and prosper.

Personally, we’re getting the Spock first because we need all the help we can get in making our garden LLAP.

Don’t have a garden? Relax, that’s only a suggested placement! Feel free to put your gnomes on the bridge, Main Engineering, or the Transporter Room. “You mean the bathroom?” Sure, wherever there’s space.

Each gnome is priced at $24.99. Check them out HERE on ThinkGeek.

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Chris Patrick (Random Items) is a fan of all things vintage and retro, with a particular fondness for 1980s robots, classic video games, and anything that blends those two things.

Chris joined the Allspark community in 2002 and has been a member of the News and Content team since 2014.
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